Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't like you when you drink.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nor do I. Or anyone, for that matter.

Edit: Except the ladies [winking emoticon].

 

[Uncle Sam]

...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You've never spoken to a lady, silly.

 

[Uncle Sam]

While true, that hurts.

I'm going to come after you like Suicide came after the Motor City Machine Guns.

 

[OIL]

^^ That picture shows why TNA blows at the moment.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

While true, that hurts.

I'm going to come after you like Suicide came after the Motor City Machine Guns.

Tell me you mocked that up from stills from the game?

 

[Uncle Sam]

You'll have to watch Final Resolution tomorrow night to find out.

No, I won't either.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

No, I'll be watching The Dark Knight & Hellboy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I hear Hellboy (this the second one?) sucks. I didn't much care for the first. Thought it was on par with the Extraordinary League of Gentlemen or, I dunno, Van Helsing. Only they had James Bond and Wolverine.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I hear Hellboy (this the second one?) sucks. I didn't much care for the first. Thought it was on par with the Extraordinary League of Gentlemen or, I dunno, Van Helsing. Only they had James Bond and Wolverine.

Hellboy is easily on par with the 2nd X-Men.

And The Dark Knight is overrated.

Yes, I will be.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That's a picture of the TNA world title replica belt in case anybody's wondering. No, it's not non-existent. Well, the picture is. Now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

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They also had a Sarah Palin impersonator.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He only fucked up once, I'm impressed.

 

[Spunky]

He fucked up the DOA BIGTIME, It's supposed to be a sunset bomb, It looked more like he piledrove himself.

I knew as soon as I played Impact, Suicide would be brought in as a legit character.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I predict he's what'll make TNA into the number 1 wrestling promotion.

 

[Spunky]

I predict he'll join "the club of repackaged loser" also known as Prince justice brotherhood.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He might have worked if he was playing him straight, but was a in a comedy group.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Something, something TNA. Something, something movies.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Gonna watch Band Of Brothers now. I hear it reduces grown men to tears. Also, I got about 50p off it because of the VAT cut.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So I woke up this morning sticky after drunkenly falling asleep drinking Ribena. So my question to you is, Have you read this months FSM?

 

[Uncle Sam]

So I woke up this morning sticky after drunkenly falling asleep drinking Ribena. So my question to you is, Have you read this months FSM?

I stopped reading it when you told me I was wank for doing so.

That's a lie, I stopped reading it two months after that. Largely due to its wankosity.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I subscribe.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Y'know that picture of Fincher in Empire? The one in his interview? I've had it framed - it's on my bedside table.