Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Why did Mercedes give that guy HIV?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

She doesn't know if she's got it yet does she? Or maybe she does and that's why she cried. I do after I pass aids on to other gentlemen.

What happened in the final 5 minutes?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Don't know. I went to sleep.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Me too, we have so much in common.

I might skip tonights episode. Unless Stoke go to pens and I don't get home till late.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Me too, we have so much in common.

I might skip tonights episode. Unless Stoke go to pens and I don't get home till late.

It's on in about three minutes. I already have C4 on. I have no choice.

Edit: Wait, Later or regular 'Oaks? I'm guessing Later. I'll watch it if there's nothing else on.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's on in about three minutes. I already have C4 on. I have no choice.

I mean the late shit. I couldn't possibly miss the regular Hollyoaks.

 

[Uncle Sam]

LESBIANISM! Hollyoaks claims its place as best show ever. "Don't touch me".

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Didn't work for me. Sarah is really unattractive. Foetus looking.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But... she's supposed to be a model.

 

[Murfish]

Me or Jake?

Edit: Or Murfish?

That is great.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh, and Jake, according to Empire the release date of Benjamin Button has been pushed back.

Fuck.

Edit: Wikipedia says no.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jake will be back any day now and we'll discuss movies that I wanna see and Hollyoaks and everything will be great. You'll see.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm back Sam.

I wasn't seeing Benjamin Button on Boxing Day anyway, I suspect it wouldn't intrest my daughter. We'll be seeing The Yes Man.

How did Niall die in Hollyokas? I know there was a plunge of sorts, but I missed that show.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Craig got freed in time to get beaten up by Niall again. He managed to tell Steph to tell Niall that she doesn't love him. She did. Niall was all "Noooooooooooo!" and then jumped off the cliff. Steph was all "Noooooooooo!". Niall landed with a thump on a pile of rocks.

 

[Uncle Sam]

David Mitchell is hosting Have I Got News For You. Maybe it won't be shit again this week. Like it has been for the past six years.

 

[Milkyway!]

hey sam, you know that movie australlia? is it any good? if youve not seen it, go watch it, and then tell me okay?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I want to punch Nicole Kidman in the face.

 

[Spunky]

Any of you watch Emmerdale this week?

This Jasmine girl beat the shit out of this copper with a piece of wood.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Emmerdale is shit. It's filmed quite close to where I live, and most of the actors live about 5 minutes away from me.

 

[Sparky]

I want to punch Nicole Kidman in the face.

Go for it. your not the only one. Ugly bitch.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Craig got freed in time to get beaten up by Niall again. He managed to tell Steph to tell Niall that she doesn't love him. She did. Niall was all "Noooooooooooo!" and then jumped off the cliff. Steph was all "Noooooooooo!". Niall landed with a thump on a pile of rocks.

I watched the Thursday episode and it showed him falling back off a cliff, so I assumed he's been pushed. If he jumped off I didn't think he'd be in a position to wave at Steph.

Overall it was crap, glad they don't put them on DVD like they used to.

 

[Spunky]

Emmerdale is shit. It's filmed quite close to where I live, and most of the actors live about 5 minutes away from me.

I'd usually agree, But this week has been rather good, The copper tried to rape Jasmine before another girl broke a chair over his head, He he attacked the other girl, Before Jasmine fucked him sideway's.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Do some more Overrated/Underrated threads, Sam.

Mamma Mia! or something.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd usually agree, But this week has been rather good, The copper tried to rape Jasmine before another girl broke a chair over his head, He he attacked the other girl, Before Jasmine fucked him sideway's.

Would've been better if he raped them both then kept them in his garage. One of them would get a soap award and everything.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Dance for me.