Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

They should do Alien 5 on the wooden planet. When they crashed in Alien Resurrection they can just say that Hellboy & Ripley crashed there. It was just a little dusty when they crash landed.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd love to be a movie producer. I'd just fuck with canon so much with random installments that people would commit mass suicide. Hopefully.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If I was a producer I'd commision kick ass films like an Alien movie set on a wooden planet.

I'd also make it cheap. I bet Alien vs. Predator cost 3 times what Aliens did. But wood, hardly expensive if it's rotten.

 

[Uncle Sam]

And if Sigourney Weaver gets crushed by a heavy wooden beam, well, that's just free publicity.

 

[jmt225]

Keanu is awesome.

Yeah I don't get the hate the guy receives. He has been in some great, great films.

But he certainly is no Edward Norton.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Keanu is fully aware that he's not great at that acting business. That's why he takes roles that suit him.

 

[Spunky]

Well, That's not true, Look at Matrix 2 and 3.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Look at The Matrix 1.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Great film.

 

[Spunky]

Agreed, I can't even remember any other Reeves film's.

 

[Uncle Sam]

...Point... Break?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

4 films Keanu has been perfect for:

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The last is Bill & Ted.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Did they not have a bogus adventure at some point?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Did they not have a bogus adventure at some point?

Ironically it was excellent.

 

[Spunky]

OH SHIT, How did I forget them?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jake, you should know that I've realised that Christian Bale is dangerously bland. But his Bat-voice will never bother me. I'm not that sad.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Bat voice is the only thing that really separates each of his roles. That and the suit & weight loss/gain.

Gary Oldman is the best actor ever, Sam.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Bat voice is the only thing that really separates each of his roles. That the suit & weight loss/gain.

Gary Oldman is the best actor ever, Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Dude got eaten by a pig.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Bought it yet?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No. I've decided that books are too expensive at Christmas.

Oh, and Jake. Fincher interview in Empire this month! I've decided Victor the pedophile's death (or lack thereof) is more distressing than anything seen in a torture porn movie. And I'm one that has never been distressed by a movie - except that, for some reason. Probably 'cos it has Dr. Cox in it.

 

[Lee]

Bought it yet?

do what I did and read it all in HMV.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Why not Zavvi? Zavvi provided me with my precious Zodiac Director's Cut. Shit looks like an envelope.

 

[Lee]

Why not Zavvi? Zavvi provided me with my precious Zodiac Director's Cut. Shit looks like an envelope.

I work next door to HMV, it's usually my lunch 'which DVD today?' stop.