Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Good evening.

Mario Kart Double Dash. Something I'm world class at even while inebriated. Friends think they're pwnage? Yeah, right. Lol. Don't tell anyone.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hey Jake, remember when I said that Scott Pilgrim was a four star film? Well, it's still a four star film. However, I got at least three more jokes than you did. I may as well be wearing a beret.

 

[The Doctor]

Hey Jake, remember when I said that Scott Pilgrim was a four star film? Well, it's still a four star film.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Honest question; what the ******* fuck? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETHJOq4tF0A#t=4m46s

 

[Furyof5]

Honest question; what the ******* fuck? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETHJOq4tF0A#t=4m46s

This is where my second quote comes from/ is referencing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Makes so much sense. It's like if the Saw franchise was somehow even worse. If anybody was to sink to those depths, it was gonna be TNA. I've known since 2006.

 

[Stickstar 16]

Well anything i ever said in a complementary fashion about TNA, i take back. How can people say that this is better than what the WWE is doing at the moment. At least the shitty WWE storylines have some semblance of logic and sense

 

[Furyof5]

Makes so much sense. It's like if the Saw franchise was somehow even worse. If anybody was to sink to those depths, it was gonna be TNA. I've known since 2006.

At least the Saw Franchise knows when to end it, TNA is like the energizer bunny of shit.

 

[Merwin]

TNA is Gurkiska what is Gurkiska i have no idea but it sounds hurtful

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jake's either dead or taking one of his numerous leaves of absences.

 

[Барбоса]

Need someone to bounce cynicism back at you Sam?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Town: further proof that Ben Affleck is the worst thing about good films? You know, even ones he directed.

People say he was good in Hollywoodland. More a case of he's less of a cunt in Hollywoodland.

Hey Jake, remember when I said that Scott Pilgrim was a four star film? Well, it's still a four star film. However, I got at least three more jokes than you did. I may as well be wearing a beret.

I doubt very much there were any Fifa related jokes in that film. That's pretty much the only game I play.

Honest question; what the ******* fuck? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETHJOq4tF0A#t=4m46s

Not even Tazz knew what was happening. I zoned out for a bit, where did the smoke come from? Am I correct in thinking it was Abyss' penis?

Apparently I'm doing script writing as well as film studies, a career in TNA could be upon me. My logic: They write shit scripts, I can write shit scripts too.

Jake's either dead or taking one of his numerous leaves of absences.

They call it freshers week, I do believe. I thought there would be more mature students. A lot of the females are ripe though.

 

[Барбоса]

A lot of the females are ripe though.

OH, the depravity!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Bit wank this university thing.

 

[Merwin]

a month ago Didn't Jake say he was Leaving Wz?

 

[Murfish]

Hi Jakey

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Oh, how I like Murfish.

 

[Murfish]

I thought I'd drop by and surprise you a little.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You didn't surprise me. The only way you could would be if you turned up on my doorstep. Even then I'd just tell you to fuck off, strange American person.

Sam, seen Green Zone? One word review: Okay.

 

[Coco]

No proper military would have let Matt Damon ride off into the sunset after that.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Is that what heppened in the end? I zoned out for the final 40 minutes.

 

[Murfish]

You didn't surprise me. The only way you could would be if you turned up on my doorstep. Even then I'd just tell you to fuck off, strange American person.

Sam, seen Green Zone? One word review: Okay.

You would not tell me to fuck off. You probably would...but I'd probably ignore you as I walk into your house.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You wouldn't get past me. Also I generally just look from the window, if I don't know you or you're not wearing a recognizable uniform I won't open.

 

[Барбоса]

Also I generally just look from the window, if I don't know you or you're not wearing a recognizable uniform I won't open.

This

 

[Murfish]

You wouldn't get past me. Also I generally just look from the window, if I don't know you or you're not wearing a recognizable uniform I won't open.

It hurts to hear that.