Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Furyof5]

Number one, you created a fake story about your Uncle.

No, I didnt. The story my Uncle told my is accurate.

Number two, your stories change all the time. I got PMed by multiple people also pointing this out.

What did I lie about? I dont fucking care if everyone on here thinks Im a liar or what you think. I know my own life. So continue believing what you do, but stop fucking trolling me and bothering me about shit that you have no proof of is a lie.

 

[The Crock]

I'm not trolling, just don't see why you have to lie on the INTERNET. I'm done spamming up Sam's thread, so if you want to continue kindly get your ass in the cage. I'm more than ready.

 

[The Doctor]

Dude, I hardly jizz about it when it's not already brought up. The Positivity Thread was the only place, and all I said was the name of the series. Rox made a thread telling me it was good, so of course I'd gush about it with him.

Hang on...easy to anger, poor grammar, knows all sorts of things despite being "new", full o' lies...

Game Rage? Is that you?

 

[Furyof5]

I wouldnt call my dismay over being called a liar "easy". That is something I take offense to as I try to be as honest as I can be. I do not and refuse to lie, so when I am called a "liar" it of course will anger me.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I MADE A THREAD FOR YOU ALL TO DO THIS


take it in there, or I shall ban the lot of you. You too Doc.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hey, I didn't do anything. Probably.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's as good as Shaun of the Dead, but is Shaun a five star film?

Shaun Of the Dead is a good four, just.

 

[Lee]

So Jake, how shit are Villa?

 

[The Doctor]

I am going to see pilgrim tomorrow.

Did you like it?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So Jake, how shit are Villa?

If Pulis hadn't shown up we would've lost. But we should've had a penalty in the first half. We deserved the win. Making more chances and not taking advantage doesn't make you a deserving winner, as I told lots of Villa fans on a forum after they said they were robbed.

I also mocked a fat Villa fan until he sat down, put his shirt back on and stopped enjoying the match. I really do make myself proud sometimes.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Attaboy. I'm a lot of things, but fat and shirtless aren't two of them.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You've got to be an idiot of you go topless at The Brit. It's like the eye of a hurricane inside there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

...Not particularly windy?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Thought so. Thought so.

Turns out Deadwood is about £27 or something on Amazon. Don't think I'll wait for the Blu-ray. I'll also get the fourth series of The Wire. I'll be looking up which important characters die beforehand though, obviously.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Deadwood should probably not be watch in crystal clear high definition anyway.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So tonight, if I have the choice, watch Impact or go fuck somebody?

I dont feel like Impact is worth missing sex over. Smackdown? Totally. RAW? Maybe if the Smackdown wrestlers are on it.

Impact, dont really think so.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The amount of times I've had that exact problem.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Do we guess?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think he probably watched Impact. I know I didn't. Not like I got laid though, is it? Did go to the pub. Meant to go to the football but overslept. My life; incredible.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The Town: further proof that Ben Affleck is the worst thing about good films? You know, even ones he directed.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Aye, that I did. That was the wrong decision.

 

[Coco]

The Town: further proof that Ben Affleck is the worst thing about good films? You know, even ones he directed.

So it is good then?

'Cause the part in the trailer when Jon Hamm decides that the not screwing around thing is about to go both ways made me cringe a little. Mostly because the trailer led me to believe that three quarters of the film was Hamm screwing around. If I wanted to see that, I'd put in one of my Mad Men DVDs.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Dunno, I just presumed it was good because I presumed that Gone Baby Gone was good.

 

[Merwin]

Hi Sam and Jake