Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

I swore I'd never see another Peter Jackson film after Return of the King. Then I saw King Kong, so I might as well go see The Lovely Bones.

 

[Uncle Sam]

"Oh, happy birthday Sam. Hope you had a good day."

Aw shucks, you guys. This is too much.

 

[Барбоса]

Happy birthday Sam. Hope you had a good day

But seriously, because of modern medicine living to your late 80s isn't that impressive

 

[Tastycles]

If it's any consolation, I never wish anyone a happy birthday.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't care about my own birthday, so that means you're shit out of luck when it comes to yours, Sam.

 

[Барбоса]

I actually thought an octogenarian would not want to be reminded of his birthday. A lot of bad stuff has happened during your lifetime

 

[Tastycles]

I really don't get the hype of birthdays. I really hate mine. "Congratulations, another year without dying".

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I usually get, off my daughter, ''What's for tea, birthday boy?''. It was funny when I used to speak to my mother like that.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm 88 years old for all you know. I think congratulations are in order. 13 years past the national average.

 

[Tastycles]

I'm pretty sure you're about 23 really.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You can stab in the dark all day. All I know is my friend promised me Dr. Strangelove on Blu-ray and he better fucking get me it.

 

[Tastycles]

Otherwise you'll wrestle him to the floor, right?

 

[Uncle Sam]

He has a black belt in jiu jitsu. But yeah, I'll give it a shot.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Your friends by you gifts? Are you really a 13 year old girl?

 

[Барбоса]

Your friends by you gifts? Are you really a 13 year old girl?

If so, don't let JKO find your Myspace page

 

[Uncle Sam]

I bought him Zodiac on Blu-ray for his birthday. By that I mean, he said it was his birthday and I saw it was £7 on Amazon. Am I so wrong for wanting something in return?

 

[Tastycles]

The sum total of gifts I've gotten from my mates was a bottle of spitfire when I was 19. I poured it on the ground whilst pretending to piss, but I was caught.

 

[Барбоса]

My friends and I buy each other presents every time we have a birthday in the group. If by presents you mean the beer that they would have bought for their round any other day of the year

 

[Mighty NorCal]

me and Mark Madden do more Impact reveiws than you do.

What has become of you Sam?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Contrary to popular opinion, you can have too much of a good thing. You should know this - you come from the country that proved it to the world.

So, I'll soon have a laptop, a wireless router and a functional Sky box. I look forward to joining y'all for the WrestleMania LD.

 

[Kanye South]

Sam, the Natural Janesasters will enjoy sending you to E-Hell.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So The Nasty Boys (your team) have been up to pick next in the Fantasy League for about 3 weeks now. I understand a lot of strategy goes into this, but the rest of the league would appreciate it if you guys could go ahead and pick....

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sorry, I've been drunk for the last two days. I've also been distraught over Dexter's absence.

 

[Mr. TM]

Before Wrestlemania would be great.

 

[Uncle Sam]

An end to the intense burning pain I feel when I pee would be great, but it ain't gonna happen.