Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Doesn't have post codes? No wonder there can't be a united Ireland.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's cheaper to post to Turkey than ROI.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That's not actually true, it's the same price and it depends on the weight. But they're pretty fucking close.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Motherfuckers. Does the European Union mean nothing to these people?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not to the lower Irish.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well their currency will crumble soon anyway, and then we'll see who's laughing.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Greek, most likely.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You know, I was expecting more than one green rep for my new sig. I mean, I'm not all that excited about it but I was expecting it not to work and then it kinda did. Normally I expect something not to work, it doesn't and I curl up into a ball.

 

[Uncle Sam]

This will be our finest hour.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You know, I was expecting more than one green rep for my new sig. I mean, I'm not all that excited about it but I was expecting it not to work and then it kinda did. Normally I expect something not to work, it doesn't and I curl up into a ball.

Oh, shit. Thats CM Punk, isnt it?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Oh, shit. Thats CM Punk, isnt it?

It's clear, now you've mentioned it.

Great sig, Sam. I'll actually use it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh, shit. Thats CM Punk, isnt it?

Has everybody been thinking I've had a Che Guevara sig all this time?

 

[Барбоса]

I didn't notice the first time that it was the Saviour, mainly because I didn't look closely enough.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The crow's feet are a dead giveaway. Mr. Guevara obviously took better care of his skin.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Or did more drugs.

I noticed it was somebody other than Benicio Del Toro, but I couldn't have told you who it was.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I smell a new WWE Films Production. For now, I'm going to console myself with the Up superset that arrived today. Why anybody would want both the DVD and the Blu-ray is beyond me, but I couldn't resist that digital copy.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Right there with you, Sam. Love dem Disney three packs. The point? None, but than you anyway.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But anyway, I'm supposed to be going to Brussels tomorrow. Unfortunately, there's been a massive train crash so I don't know if I can be bothered with the inevitable delays. It's 2010 - how the fuck do you get two trains on the same track?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That'll be the crash the news was on about, I think I put cBeebies on instead. Safe to say, I don't care about all those people that died. In relation to that we should call ourselves Help For Haiti, we can lie and say that for each vote we get we'll donate to a country that hates Westerners.

Brussles is also shit.

 

[Барбоса]

It's 2010 - how the fuck do you get two trains on the same track?

It takes a special kind of genius

 

[Uncle Sam]

Brussles is also shit.

Never been before. I went to somewhere in Belgium. They ridiculed me for asking if they had vinegar. Bastards.

In other news, X is up to his old tricks:

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=1820215&posted=1#post1820215

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm going to do my own just to anger him. I'll use the percentage system, it'll be laughed at by him as being to specific and not a correct way of judging a wrestling match, but then I'll come at him with his rating for Triple H vs. Chris Benoit from 2003 which contained several fractions too many.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Motherfuckers. Does the European Union mean nothing to these people?

We're too stubborn. And lazy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's my birthday tomorrow. I expect nothing wrestling related whatsoever to occur.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I remember when you were in your 40's, old friend.

Seen The Lovely Bones? Not a patch on the book, but still very good. Poor ending though.