Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[X]

If you referring to that Angle/HBK match at WM 21, I've always thought it was highly overrated.

Blasphemy.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Blasphemy.

That's right. I said it. HBK being in the Ankle Lock for five minutes didn't do any favors for me either..lol

 

[X]

I prefer their Iron Man match, but their WM match is gold as well.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

HBK/Angle was the 2nd or 3rd best of WM 21 which was a horrible Wrestlemania once you take out that match, Undertaker/Orton and MITB.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd disagree. But only slightly. He dragged an above average match out of a 2009 Jeff Jarrett. That's a feat in itself.

Merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.

 

[Uncle Sam]

New idea; starting my posts with short stories. It's a stroke of genius.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Empire are such lovely chaps. Rang me up and asked me to resubscribe. Even offered me a gift.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's days like this when Jake's absence hurts the most. He said his name was Sarif, yet he sounded very English.

Edit: The man on the phone that is.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Uncle Sam]

Becca - where she at?

 

[HBK-aholic]

Hello.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Empire are such lovely chaps. Rang me up and asked me to resubscribe. Even offered me a gift.

But if you've been a subscriber for 15 years you get fuck all. That's why I hate Abbey. I've been with them since I was a child and new people get better deals than me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Assassin's Creed 2. Get it Jake.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I saw the advert the other day and I thought to myself ''I might get that''. I also might play the first one that I've not even touched yet.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Don't. No point now a better version's out, is there?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Is it a free roaming thing?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Essentially. 'Cept you run along roofs and shit, stabbing people.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Ahh, like those urban Londoners.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Aye. Can be a nightmare at times.

A Serious Man is out now. I endeavour to see it. Let's not have another bizarre Inglorious Bastards scenario where I forget to go and see the fucker.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't fancy it enough to make the effort to see it enough at the cinema. That's a DVD job I think. Harry Brown is worth seeing though.

Inglourious Basterds is shit and I won't hear otherwise.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You ever get Uncharted 2, Jake? I'm sure I recommended it to you at some stage. It's really rather easy.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Easy, eh! I like the sound of that. The TV spot with the train did make me want to buy it. But I'd all but forgotten about it. Maybe when it goes cheap.

 

[Uncle Sam]

In other news, Sainsbury's prawn cocktail has made me ill. Too much cocktail, not enough prawn. My farts have smelled of fish for over 24 hours at this point. It's starting to get ridiculous.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yeah well, my piss absolutely honks as of late. A bit like stink bombs. It's probably cancer related, which is always an inconvenience.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Remember when you said that Death Is A Right was going to be the next admin? And I believed you.