Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[X]

You don't pirate DVDs Sam?

My swashbuckling image of you is shattered.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My swashbuckling image of you is shattered.

The quality's shit if nothing else. I have standards.

 

[X]

Only if you're using amateur software and media. The DVDs I make are inseparable from retail in terms of picture/audio quality.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Then I just like to show off my wealth. How's that for an answer?

 

[X]

Aristocratic cunt.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I hate it when the working classes get in the way of the Blu-rays. As if you could ever hope to afford them. Now go home and take a bath.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Baths are for losers. Showers are for champions.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Whatever, peasant. Just get your illiterate self out from between me and the expensive items I wish to purchase.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Some days I just wish I hated you all enough to have a massive flamefest where I give you all home truths. Unfortunately, I reach down inside and all I find is a big bucket of indifference.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

No. I imagine it's as underwhelming as Jonathan Ross assured me it was.

Jonathan Ross knows shit. Unlike Paul he doesn't just say stuff is good to get on the poster, but he's still got about as much credibility as I have at my daughters school.

Zodiac is damn good. Not enough animated sodomy for Jake though I suppose.

It is good, but it's not worth buying on Blue ray when you've got the DVD. Transformers 2 is out in a week.

Some days I just wish I hated you all enough to have a massive flamefest where I give you all home truths. Unfortunately, I reach down inside and all I find is a big bucket of indifference.

You really should post on that forum I tried to get you to join months ago. AKA the worst forum ever. It's hilarious. I come up with the wittiest comebacks since Die Hard and I get called an idiot or they repeat ''you know and understand shit'' over and over again, and everybody else goes ''Lol, rofl, good one''. Only half are children.

 

[Uncle Sam]

They're very irritating. I get enough of that out in the real world.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's brilliant, I'll post some samples.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I gave up on them when they went absolutely ape shit over me posting how Punk was disrespectful.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not that one Sam. That was funny though ''I don't understand why you're being sarcastic'' was a particular favorite of mine.

 

[Mr. TM]

The one with shoutboxes?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

No, I still post on that one. Although my average of 7 posts per day was established during those two days Sam was online there. This one is stuck in a time paradox.

 

[Mr. TM]

Could never post there if I knew there was no bar. I did find one with lots of Canucks.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Those are Canadians, right?

 

[Mr. TM]

Yeah.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Kurt Angle TNA DVD is now out in the UK. The decline in quality is really obvious.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Thought it'd been out for a while. I decided that I didn't care.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Angle hasn't been great for a while.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Four years.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

If you referring to that Angle/HBK match at WM 21, I've always thought it was highly overrated.

 

[X]

I'd disagree. But only slightly. He dragged an above average match out of a 2009 Jeff Jarrett. That's a feat in itself.