Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

No movie beats Aliens in the guns department. Pulse rifle, smart gun, shotgun - even those little sentry guns they have in the extended cut.

 

[X]

But they don't have a minigun in Aliens now do they Sam?

Predator's better.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Minigun's shit.

 

[X]

You'll offend Jakeuel with that you will.

 

[Murfish]

You have high expectations, Jake.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You have high expectations, Jake.

I have very low expectations. How could you say otherwise?

 

[Murfish]

That you expected me to be twice as handsome? That's high expectations.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Who the fuck is Herta Müller? She was just awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature...they need to stop giving that prize to bums, man. Some of their choice are just flat out shit. Of course, I have never read any of her work, but, if she was good enough to get a Nobel Prize, I would think that I would have heard of her by now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

 

[Father:_Polley]

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

I think it passed away overnight

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Father:_Polley]

That guy was seen nearby actually. Maybe he did it

 

[Y 2 Jake]

''Put the bunny back in the box''....no wait, wrong film.

 

[Murfish]

Hey, Jakey.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Howdy, what's your real name, Murfish?

 

[Murfish]

James. I think it fits me.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

My guess was Rory. But if it was a game that my life depended on I would've gone for James within the first couple of goes.

I think Jake suits me. It wasn't as popular when I was a youngster.

 

[Murfish]

James is very common name. That's they only part that bothers me. If I knock up a broad, I'll make her name the child, should it be a boy, Octavius or Augustus. Two very awesome names.

 

[X]

I've the same middle name as Murf. The connection of our souls is practically palpable.

 

[Minor League Brian]

My name is something no one would guess.

 

[Murfish]

Is your first name Eugene?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Should I go?

 

[Spunky]

Go and rock the shit outta the place.

 

[Coco]

Will there be woman-folk?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Will there be woman-folk?

At the WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 launch party? I'd imagine so.