Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

No.

 

[X]

I'm highly disappointed. I got online early this morning in the hopes that Jake might be online.

Say something humorous and distasteful.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just don't have it in me any more. I'm well past my prime. It's common knowledge. I could try but it would be as empty as a Jonny B return.

Edit:

I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Die Hard and Predator on Blu-ray for £16? That's too good a deal to pass up.

 

[OIL]

Naw, but I'm gonna try and get Virgin to set me a wireless router. That's how the kids talk these days, right?

In other news, I'd actually quite like to watch TNA this week. Unfortunately, I'm going out on Saturday night AGAIN. Sad bastard that I am, I'm actually putting my social life first. My wrestling life is suffering horrifically.

Yeah I suppose, haha. Well, hurry up.

TNA = bleh.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Do we even have any of the same games? Only online game I will have is Uncharted.

That reminds me - Jake, get Uncharted 2: Among Thieves when it comes out. I think you'll like it. Pretty sure it has an easy setting.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

Brilliant. I'm probably going to wait for someone to say stepladder and then I'll say that.

I never expect to actually say it though. How often does that come up in conversation? Rarely.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I never expect to actually say it though. How often does that come up in conversation? Rarely.

It's better whenever people ask you if you got something in white or black. You say a colour and then they call you racist as some sort of shitty joke. My advice; follow it up with "Yeah, you know what else is better in white/black? People." That'll show those bastards.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

It's better whenever people ask you if you got something in white or black. You say a colour and then they call you racist as some sort of shitty joke. My advice; follow it up with "Yeah, you know what else is better in white/black? People." That'll show those bastards.

Nothing worse than having a sarcastic joke being proven to be right. Like if someone calls you gay and you say "So I like men, got a problem". That always stings them.

Well for me it does. But I rarely get called gay, unless someone finds out I like wrestling. That's when the fun the begins.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Naw, but I'm gonna try and get Virgin to set me a wireless router. That's how the kids talk these days, right?

In other news, I'd actually quite like to watch TNA this week. Unfortunately, I'm going out on Saturday night AGAIN. Sad bastard that I am, I'm actually putting my social life first. My wrestling life is suffering horrifically.

Good luck with the router, if you figure out how to get them to send one, let me know so I can get off this stupid mobile thing

 

[Uncle Sam]

In other news, I think I'm going to give in and buy ESPN.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Have you seen Princess yet, Jake?

Anime about child abuse? If so I bought it today. £4. Bargain.

I'm highly disappointed. I got online early this morning in the hopes that Jake might be online.

I don't do Tuesdays.

That reminds me - Jake, get Uncharted 2: Among Thieves when it comes out. I think you'll like it. Pretty sure it has an easy setting.

Seen the advert. Man get's hit by train, must buy.

In other news, I think I'm going to give in and buy ESPN.

For what?

 

[Uncle Sam]

UFC, football, that sort of thing.

 

[Lee]

BBC show my team football wise

 

[Y 2 Jake]

UFC, football, that sort of thing.

All the football games worth seeing are on Sky and just do what Jake does and buy every UFC DVD and be three months behind everybody else.

 

[Lee]

I mean UFC 103 was on channel 5 the other night, just a few weeks behind

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't have time to wait up that late on a weeknight. Are you mad?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You don't have time? What happened to you, man? You used to be so beautiful.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well, I have nigh on infinite time (if only it weren't for that whole death thing) but I mean, seriously, if you're going to repeat it, repeat it at a sensible hour.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Do what I do, watch it, and then sleep during the day.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well, I do have some things to do during the day. They won't get done either way though, so I suppose you're right.

Edit: I'm big into quiz show's right now though. There was a lightning round about Blur & Oasis on some C4 one this morning. I only got one wrong. I was proud.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Well, I do have some things to do during the day. They won't get done either way though, so I suppose you're right.

Like? Yeah, exactly.

Edit: I'm big into quiz show's right now though. There was a lightning round about Blur & Oasis on some C4 one this morning. I only got one wrong. I was proud.

I should be on the Eggheads side, swear to God. I rock that shit.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I still refuse to lower myself to The Weakest Link. I have some standards.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Aliens is better than Predator, but Predator wins the battle of the guns.