Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

I missed you too, person I hoped was IrishCanadian doing a poor "English" impersonation.

 

[Mr. TM]

Would AustrianCanadian22 have been a good name for me?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Erm, sure?

 

[X]

I'm watching The Office Sam. I feel like you should be in the room with me.

 

[Mr. TM]

Erm, sure?

I beg to differ. Polley should have as well.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

The women at 0:11-0:13 and 0:24-0:27 in this video:

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Do you happen to know any women that look like either of these two? I am smitten...maybe it's just the showgirl apparel.

Edit: Never mind. Assholes disabled embedding. Thank you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I might know some people that look maybe a little bit like that.

 

[X]

Sam do you resemble Gareth from The Office? That's how I picture you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Moderately. I like to think my face is a bit fuller. I'm also far less Aryan.

I just helped an old man get back into his house. I rule.

 

[X]

Moderately. I like to think my face is a bit fuller. I'm also far less Aryan.

But I thought you liked to strut about the streets flaunting St. George's Cross?

I just helped an old man get back into his house. I rule.

Did you steal any of his medication?

 

[Uncle Sam]

But I thought you liked to strut about the streets flaunting St. George's Cross?

No. I'm merely moderately patriotic and won't have people spreading lies about my country.

Did you steal any of his medication?

No.

I did, however, receive a strongly worded letter. Cut me deep; cut me real deep.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm-a cut y'all up.

 

[OIL]

Sorted out your PS3 shizz yet?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Naw, but I'm gonna try and get Virgin to set me a wireless router. That's how the kids talk these days, right?

In other news, I'd actually quite like to watch TNA this week. Unfortunately, I'm going out on Saturday night AGAIN. Sad bastard that I am, I'm actually putting my social life first. My wrestling life is suffering horrifically.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Photoshop, that's expensive. Know of a cheaper version?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, the one where you download it illegally. You know, off Limewire or one of those shiity things. And then you find a tutorial on how to install it without Adobe clocking on. I obviously didn't do it, but you should.

I hope MI5 don't come across this; I could be in a spot of bother.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Cheers. Did you actually pay for Photoshop?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No. Nor did I download it. My friend gave me a perfectly legal copy - for all I know.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Gave? Do they do it on like, discs and stuff?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yes. Discs without any Adobe or Photoshop branding on. If I knew what the code was for the shifty eyes emoticon, I'd do it right now.

But yeah, they use discs or you can just download it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm a disc man. I'm also a man who could probably get those discs for free.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Have you seen Princess yet, Jake?

 

[Minor League Brian]

So Sam, I'm here to kiss ass and suck dick. Say something overly mediocre that I can turn into something absolutely amazizng.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm pretty fucking bored, I'll tell you that much.

 

[X]

Rub me Sam.