Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Editing posts FTL

I can't have my Twitter identity spilled.

 

[HBK-aholic]

You posted the link to Samoa Joes, and you posted on that page, silly Sam .

 

[Uncle Sam]

You posted the link to Samoa Joes, and you posted on that page, silly Sam .

This is Samoa Joe's fault then. Like most things.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

http://twitter.com/SamoaJoe

Could've sworn I tried that. Odd.

BTW I found you on Twitter using it. Twas worth it, eh Sam.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I bought a Back to the Future t-shirt today. Yeah.

For bed, I hope.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Of course, Jake. I daren't wear anything but my Ghostbusters 2 t-shirt out.

I met some lesbians in Ikea today. They asked me where they could find something. I told them, all the while thinking "I thought lesbians were good at finding things."

 

[SavageTaker]

 

[Murfish]

Of course, Jake. I daren't wear anything but my Ghostbusters 2 t-shirt out.

I met some lesbians in Ikea today. They asked me where they could find something. I told them, all the while thinking "I thought lesbians were good at finding things."

You should have told them that. What's the world coming to if lesbians can't find the shit they want?

 

[Uncle Sam]

One of them was moderately attractive and a bit posh. I couldn't have possibly been that rude. I was tempted to tell her she could have done better though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Ikea? There's a recession going on you know.

 

[X]

Jake...is online while I am? I'm fairly certain this hasn't happened in atleast a year.

I have goosebumps all over my body right now.

 

[Tastycles]

I saw a lesbian yesterday at work. Went straight for The Guardian. Shocker.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've never met a lesbian.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Give over!

 

[Sparky]

Its everyone's favourite Uncle. Hey Sam!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Buy In The Loop.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Was gonna anyway, Jake. It's got Tony Soprano in it and Empire said it was decent.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Watch The Tick Of It First then. It's got a real life paedo in it. Although that wasn't known at the time.

 

[X]

If you like films made by real life paedos, I suggest the Jeeper Creepers series or the movie Clownhouse. Wiki that shit. Victor Salva...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Watch The Tick Of It First then. It's got a real life paedo in it. Although that wasn't known at the time.

I presume you mean The Thick of It.

I'm trying out smilies. Don't think it's really working out.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Watch The Tick Of It First then. It's got a real life paedo in it. Although that wasn't known at the time.

Ferris Beuehler had a real life pedo in it too. The prinicipal got caught with an ass load of kiddie porn.

And, thank you Jake...my life is now complete.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If you like films made by real life paedos, I suggest the Jeeper Creepers series or the movie Clownhouse. Wiki that shit. Victor Salva...

That's the main reason I haven't seen Jeepers Creepers 2, I don't want to watch the work of a kiddy fiddlah.

I presume you mean The Thick of It.

I'm trying out smilies. Don't think it's really working out.

Smiley are shit. I would post a smiley to show how shit it is, but I think ''smileys are shit'' covers all the bases.

Ferris Beuehler had a real life pedo in it too. The prinicipal got caught with an ass load of kiddie porn.

I'd pose nude for him any day. Although I blame him for their being no Stay Tuned 2.

And, thank you Jake...my life is now complete.

What have I don't now?

 

[Murfish]

I love you, Jakey.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So I'm watching the Tomb Raider movie the other night and I'm all, "wow, this movie is really fucking appallingly bad. I actually think Transformers 2 is better." Long story short, I changed the channel. To Dave, obviously. QI was on.

 

[Tastycles]

The one with Sean Locke, I bet.