Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Murfish]

Are you a drug dealer?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Me?

 

[Murfish]

No, the guy who finds rolls of cash around his house.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh. 'Cos I have a bank account and shit.

 

[Coco]

It makes me sad that people overlooked Cena-Michaels when talking about WM23. Probably in my top 10 or 15 Mania matches ever.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Surely it's self-perpetuating by this point?

In other news, I just drank a beer. Does this count as drunken posting yet?

 

[SavageTaker]

Not yet Sam. A few more and it will be considered a drunken post.

 

[X]

It's only 4:30 PM here. Must wait another half hour before it's socially acceptable to begin drinking, and so that I don't feel like a lush.

 

[Uncle Sam]

There's only one more beer in the fridge. I fear it may not be enough.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Are you a drug dealer?

No, they invite people into their house.

Oh. 'Cos I have a bank account and shit.

I've got 5. All my cards have the same pin btw. As does my safe. Which I don't use btw x2.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Saying you're drunk when you're online hasn't been cool since the Jake age.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But I make coherent posts after ingesting a considerable amount of alcohol. Surely that makes me cool?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I told my friend my pin. He almost shat himself.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I think that means you're a boring drunk.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That hurts. Not far off though, I suppose.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm a boring drunk as well. A bit of booze doesn't make it more likely I'd hit student types. Better than being a huggy drunk anyway.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Why have a thread for drunken posts when it hardly even makes a difference.You're still coherent.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He's easier to ignore that way.

 

[Father:_Polley]

It's to chat with Jake so he doesn't have to find all Sam's threads

 

[Uncle Sam]

Even though I do occasionally make other threads.

Jake, Muse's new song sounds a shitload like Queen. Thoughts?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Thoughts? I used to see them for a fiver. Not listened to them since.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Thoughts? I used to see them for a fiver. Not listened to them since.

At this place, http://www.thesugarmill.co.uk/

 

[Uncle Sam]

Fair enough.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You Tube me and I'll have a listen. But I have to tell you, I'm very much into Ladyhawke at the moment.

 

[Murfish]

[youtube]NYdo3UGBaQk[/youtube]

Best shit song I've ever heard.