Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

The kid looked like a right little shit. I'm surprised it hasn't happened before.

Reminds me of the time Andrew Knight put a lit bunson burner near my face. But I wasn't a teacher so it's more acceptable.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Apparently, his friends got hit a few times too. My thoughts are that they tried to attack him and he was just trying to defend himself. Yeah, that's definitely what happened.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

My opinion is that they were being little shits and they deserved it. 3 on 1 and that teacher kicked arse. Live that down chavy little teen *****. Beaten by a balding science teacher who's just come back from illness.

 

[Uncle Sam]

True. True.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Unconventional, but children should have the shit kicked into them if they deserve it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm sure he'll be fine. Was probably just a few wacks round the head with a bunsen burner. They're not that heavy.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It was a 5kg weight I think.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I could take that.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I could take it once or twice. Then the dizziness starts.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Because we're not all Jake.

• Battlestar Galactica Season One (£11.98)
• The Wire Season One (£15.68)
• The Ultimate Fighter Season One (£10.48)
• RassleMania Twenty-Three (£12.99)

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I would buy the first three but I don't know about Wrestlemania 23. I bought it and the only thing I was interested in was the Undertaker/Batista match because Taker's entrance was so badass.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

WM 23 is alright.MITB was good,as was Taker v Batista.But 12.99 does seem like a decent price.Not too steep.But 9.99 would be more suitable.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Battlestar Galactica Season One (£11.98)

I hear it's good. Which is why I'll be buying the complete series for £50. And never watching it, most likely.

[*]The Wire Season One (£15.68)

You didn't like it, so no. Although I thought it was shit until I got through the whole first series then I wanted to watch it again.

[*]The Ultimate Fighter Season One (£10.48)

Yes. There are tasks, like tree cutting and stuff.

[*]WrestleMania 23 (£12.99)

Only if it's in the tin.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Second 2 None, the TNA DVD. I think it was made by a child. Why would you list these matches on the back of a DVD:

Team 3D vs. Rick Steiner & Animal, LAX vs. A.J. Styles & Eric Young.

I haven't watched it yet, but it looks terrible. I think it'll have almost all of Sacrifice 2008 on it.

I also bought two more Steve Seagal DVDs. That thread is so popular I need to keep it going.

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

Yeah get WM23 in the tin, then you can hide all your drugs in it....

Don't have any opinion on the others, but i was never a BG fan anyway.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Main issue I had with the MITB is was there eight guys. Edge and Randy Orton didn't need to be in that match and Edge got taken out five minutes into that match.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Yeah,they should have feuded orton and edge after their split.But Edge was taken out in a cool way.Hardy was idiotic though,taking himself out too.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I hear it's good. Which is why I'll be buying the complete series for £50. And never watching it, most likely.

I don't understand how you're so moderately wealthy, spending money like that.

You didn't like it, so no. Although I thought it was shit until I got through the whole first series then I wanted to watch it again.

I started liking it after seeing random bits of episodes from random series late at night on the BBC.

Yes. There are tasks, like tree cutting and stuff.

Fantastic! It's settled then.

Only if it's in the tin.

Cardboard sleeve. :/

 

[jmt225]

[*]The Ultimate Fighter Season One (£10.48)
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Yes. God yes.

And for future reference, Season's 3, 5, and 6 are all must owns as well. Those 3 Seasons along with Season 1 are by far the best, most entertaining seasons in the show's history (Season 5 is my absolute favorite). Also, Sam.. make sure you tune in for Season 10. It starts September 7th and it's going to be EPIC.

Oh, and if you have yet to see Wrestlemania 23, and/or the Hall of Fame, then definitely get that too.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Buy Frankenhooker, it's the tits:

 

[Murfish]

Now I want that.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Buy Frankenhooker, it's the tits:

Oh, I dunno. I'll have to ask Jake first.

 

[X]

Do you even need to? Look at that DVD cover. Jake probably designed it himself.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd imagine his thoughts would be "I don't understand how a movie about a hooker being brought back to life could be so bad". It'll be like Teeth and Black Sheep all over again.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't understand how you're so moderately wealthy, spending money like that.

I don't know where I get all my money either. I just seem to find it. Rolled up in bundles around the house.

Frankenhooker, what's not to like?