Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

You should get stronger window bars. Stainless steel ones.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You say that like you think I didn't invest in the best they had.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You should go to a better company then. One that coats them in diamonds or some shit.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So they're all patchy like the Taj Mahal, no ta.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Im watching the Triple H dvd. Shwan Micheals tiny waist looks quite odd with the WHC on it.

 

[HBK-aholic]

My head tilted to the side as I thought of Shawn Michaels waist. It was fun.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He looks better than than he does now.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

He does. its more the belts fault. It just looks ludicrous on tiny guys.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't know about that. I think it looked good on Rey Mysterio. Belts should be big and bulky.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

It looked incredibly stupid on Rey Mysterio. I dont think it was the real one anyway. They took one of the ones for 8 year olds from the concessions, and gave it to him, of this I am sure.


this match is silly. They are spending more time pulling weapons out and setting them up all over than actually fighting

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's shit, I don't think anybody rates it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Becca does. As does Will.


He put him in a figure 4. why is he putting him in a figure 4 in a street fight?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't value Becca's opinion on anything related to HBK. Will probably liked how long it was.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I don't value Becca's opinion on anything related to HBK. Will probably liked how long it was.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

errrr....that was the EXACT same finish from Edge Vs Taker at ONS....

 

[Y 2 Jake]

There was 7 years between each match, I think that's acceptable.

 

[Uncle Sam]

More like six years.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

More like 6.5 if you're being pedantic.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So I was talking to this girl about Transformers. She said she thought it was absolutely shit. I was sexually aroused.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You speak to girls?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I could be cool and make out that this sort of thing was a regular occurance. More like a freak accident.

Edit: Or should that be freak occurence? You see what I'm getting at, at least.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

My daughter got called a ''four eyed fuck'' at school, by another 6 year old. I found it amusing, is that wrong?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Actually... yes. You should punch that kid the face.

Not your kid, the other one.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I think my girl calling him a ''fat twat'' had more of an effect.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Fair enough.

In similar news, I had a smirk on my face after reading an article about a physics teacher beating a kid into a coma with a blunt metal object.

Edit: What? He answered back!