Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

I was proud because I walked out for a piss just as all the stupid bullshit "came together". I was trying to time it like that and I did. Perfectly.

 

[Uncle Sam]

In other news, I purchased a cardigan for £25 today and forgot to buy WrestleMania 23 for £13. May the gods have mercy on my soul.

 

[Spunky]

the undertakers tombstone dvd is only £8 at HMV at the minute

 

[Uncle Sam]

Already got it. It's shit. I forgot The Undertaker was shit before buying. Same problem with Randy Savage.

 

[Spunky]

lol his early stuff sucked ass compared to now

 

[Uncle Sam]

To be totally fair, 80% of his matches have been shit. He has had some great ones though. Being The Undertaker was never really about having great matches though.

 

[Uncle Sam]

To summarise:

Transformers: Shit

My new cardigan: Soft

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Is Jake gone?

 

[SavageTaker]

I found the other forum Jake uses by accident.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's shit, isn't it?

 

[Mr. TM]

guesss who is drunk?

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's not me. It's 11 o'clock in the morning.

 

[Mr. TM]

man

 

[Uncle Sam]

This just in; my Xbox has broken. I'll send it off to Microsoft for repair sometime soon. I was thinking about getting a PS3 but just getting it fixed is considerably cheaper.

 

[Marquis]

Red ring of death?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Red ring of death?

Yup. I've managed to fix it myself before. Not now. I'm trying to figure out where in the fuck I'm meant to send it off to on Microsoft's shitty website. I'm being lead around in circles.

 

[Mr. TM]

man I love you guys. srsyly, I spent 15 hours on WZ a day. and osomehow still am training in swming. and drinknig.

 

[Marquis]

I see. I got it a few months ago, just unplugged everything from it and it was fine afterwords. Though it will probably die on me one of these days.

On a side note, are you a member of the Sexyama battle wagon?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I have no idea what that means, TM. You're a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

And yeah, I already tried the at times magical unplug/plug back in solution. The red ring still burns.

 

[Mr. TM]

sam, I love yuop

 

[Tastycles]

I have no idea what that means, TM. You're a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

And yeah, I already tried the at times magical unplug/plug back in solution. The red ring still burns.

You have to send it to Germany. Mine has broken again. How much is it to get it repaired? I was under warranty when it broke before.

 

[Uncle Sam]

For some reason, I think it's £15. I could be grossly misinformed. If it's a lot, I might just sell it for scrap on eBay.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Sam, vote Tecmo Bowl in the WZ Vidya Games tourney.


and ill kill you quickly, with very little pain.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sounds good.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

In other news, I discovered several weeks ago that I wasn't an accident..

Makes me glad my parents are dead.

In other news, I purchased a cardigan for £25 today

Shakes head.

Not at 3am you don't. Actually, you might.

I was going to watch it but the rain fucked with my Sky. My dish fell off and chipped my widow bars. Which annoyed me slightly.