Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

It was good enough for Robert Webb, it's good enough for Team Jake.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I only drink beer with Team Jake. We don't do any other social activities together. Although on has been to my house.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Did he stay for long?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Doubt it. I made it obvious with my scowl that I didn't want him in there with his grubby shoes. People just don't understand my plastic covered sofa and all round cleanliness.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think now's a good time to make it clear that I don't actually work in KFC. Not that I disagree with anybody that does. That shit is finger lickin' good.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

My guess would be mobile phone shop worker. I hate those *****.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Close, but... wait, no, that's not close. That's not close at all.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I could probably strike a better guess if I had any idea what you looked like. Because the job you have relates to what you look like, natch.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My appearance ranges from "dangerous vagrant" to "responsible businessman" depending on the day.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't leave the house so my general look is topless, in shorts.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I would've guessed bottomless.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not when I have children in the house.

 

[Uncle Sam]

UFC 100 is available on Sky 433 and on UFC.com for UK fans.

I don't have Sky. Yet another fucking thing I have to sit at the computer for.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't watch UFC shows until I get the DVD. Mostly because I have better shit to do on a Saturday night.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Not at 3am you don't. Actually, you might.

 

[Uncle Sam]

In other news, I discovered several weeks ago that I wasn't an accident. I suddenly feel bad for doing nothing with my life.

Nah, not really.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Transformers is a very, very bad movie.

That is all.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

When I found out the one robot had testicles, it pretty much sealed the deal on me not going to see it

 

[Uncle Sam]

Did me too. I was invited out to see Public Enemies. Or so I thought.

Absolute shit. I could go into more detail but it just doesn't deserve it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I would like very much to see Public Enemies. With you, Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I know NorCal. I tried to walk to you the other day actually. The only obstacle I encountered was this rather large body of water.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Its a bastard, isnt it. Brimming with nebulous sea beasties no doubt.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I tried crossing. Ended up in Calais of all places.

 

[Murfish]

Didn't fancy Public Enemies.

 

[X]

But...but Sam...how can you hate a film with John Turturro returning to his desert roots?!