Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

I assumed it would go from old to young. That's just terrible. You should take it up with head office.

In what way is Benjamin Button appealing without wrinkly Brad? They need to market that shit.

Scrubs is on Paramount Comedy's Sofa Sundays. They're showing Season Six. I can't believe they didn't use alliteration when advertising it. Their adverts are absolute shit.

I might have Paramount, but don't watch it. I just buy Scrubs on DVD.

I'm going to vote for the BNP at the next general election. It's not as if my vote actually matters.

One vote doesn't. You're allowed to think like that because other people don't.

 

[Uncle Sam]

In what way is Benjamin Button appealing without wrinkly Brad? They need to market that shit.

It's like Titanic without the boat.

I might have Paramount, but don't watch it. I just buy Scrubs on DVD.

So do I, but I didn't bother to buy Season Six. I also don't actually watch my DVDs any more. I'm still morning the loss of all that money I spent on the Monty Python box set. It's just so, so shit.

One vote doesn't. You're allowed to think like that because other people don't.

If everyone thought like that...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's like Titanic without the boat.

Titanic has boobs. And Oscars.

So do I, but I didn't bother to buy Season Six. I also don't actually watch my DVDs any more. I'm still morning the loss of all that money I spent on the Monty Python box set. It's just so, so shit.

Monty Python is shit. The Box Set is awesome though.

If everyone thought like that...

Oh shit....

 

[Uncle Sam]

I lent my friend my DS for a week. He gave it back three months later with a broken hinge. What do I do, Jake?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'd get him to buy me a new one. But I also wouldn't have let him borrow it in the first place. How do people damage stuff that isn't there own and why do they get stuff so sticky?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Because they're *****?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Must be. I let somebody borrow my Lock, Stock video years ago. That shit came back covered in wax. WAX!!! Where the fuck did that come from. Ever tried washing off wax? It's a bastard.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Should've tried scratching it off.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That might've left scratch marks.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But there'd be no water damage.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

There was no water damage anyway. I'm careful like that.

What did you think of the end of The Shield, cool, eh?

Do you watch The Shield?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, Jake. No, I don't. I watched The Wire for a little bit though. It gets better after that shitty opening scene, it turns out.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You...you...don't watch The Sheild? Why the fuck not?

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's on Virgin 1 or something, isn't it?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Dunno. It's on DVD, if that helps.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hope it doesn't turn out I'm an immigrant.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I fail to see how it's an issue. If you are then you can carry on doing whatever you do anyway.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't think I'm an immigrant.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You probably are. What's your job?

 

[Uncle Sam]

KFC manager.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Oh yeah, which branch?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Croydon. The entire Peep Show crew came in once.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Crooydon branch does some good chicken, so I hear.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You hear correctly.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I might've made it up. I don't think I know anybody who eats KFC. It's a bit chavy.