Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

Good luck with the females, guys!

 

[Lee]

They grow up so fast.

 

[Uncle Sam]

If only we did.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

RAW this week was a proverbial Jake and NorCal wishlist.

Brodus Clay heel turn

the debut of Sin Hunico

Wade Barrett being a cunt

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Thanks for the spolilers, NorCal.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Clay turned heel?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Thanks for the spolilers, NorCal.

You posted in the Sin Cara thread, cunt.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Clay turned heel?

The beginnings of one, but it was abundantly clear.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sweet. He's not turning on Tensai, is he? I want to see them as a bad-ass heel team first.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Sweet. He's not turning on Tensai, is he? I want to see them as a bad-ass heel team first.

the new twin towers, I feel the same way.

However, unfortunately, it appears Sweet T is not on board with Brodus' rambunctious behaviour.

Senseless to break them up, but we should be thankful for getting half of the deal

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Tensai is wank anyway. Ridiculous wrestler.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Also, Clay used a second rope flying splash for an (attempted) finish last night. Devastating move.

 

[Барбоса]

I would like to see the falling out between Brodus and Tensai build for a couple of shows leading to Brodus being about to crush his partner. Xavier Truth then run in to save Sweet T, only for him to join Brodus in flattening his would-be helpers.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What the hell is a Xavier Truth?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I would like to see the falling out between Brodus and Tensai build for a couple of shows leading to Brodus being about to crush his partner. Xavier Truth then run in to save Sweet T, only for him to join Brodus in flattening his would-be helpers.

Much more likely modern day WWE scenario is that Tensai then becomes the "awkward fat white guy" in the black people stable (with Woods, Truth, and The Dactyls)

Pure comedic gold, obviously

 

[Барбоса]

What the hell is a Xavier Truth?

What modern day WWE will likely start to call the team of R-Truth and Xavier Woods.

Much more likely modern day WWE scenario is that Tensai then becomes the "awkward fat white guy" in the black people stable (with Woods, Truth, and The Dactyls)

Pure comedic gold, obviously

I mean what use is a feud in the lower card?

Those guys are just there to kill time between main event segments. Not to have anything engaging that you might actually want to watch.

 

[Coco]

Additionally, easily the two best lines of the year:

Spoiler

1. FUCKING CATHOLICS!
2. I think if Jesus were here now, he'd tip you out of that fucking wheelchair - and you wouldn't get up and walk!

After I saw the film, I knew the second quote would be in that spoiler tag. I was expecting the other would be

Spoiler

Dame Judy Dench explaining AIDS.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1. Philomena ★★★★★
2. The Conjuring ★★★★★
3. Shaun Of The Dead ★★★★★
4. Iron Man 3 ★★★★
5. Trance ★★★★
6. Maniac ★★★★
7. Django Unchained ★★★★
8. The Impossible ★★★★
9. End Of Watch ★★★★
10. Filth ★★★★
11. About Time ★★★★
12. Gravity ★★★★
13. World War Z ★★★★
14. Flight ★★★★
15. The Counsellor ★★★★
16. The Purge ★★★★
17. Gangster Squad ★★★★
18. Zero Dark Thirty ★★★★
19. Jack The Giant Slayer ★★★★
20. Spring Breakers ★★★★
21. The Iceman ★★★★
22. Behind the Candelabra ★★★★
23. Monsters University ★★★★
24. Only God Forgives ★★★★
25. Captain Phillips ★★★★
26. Rush ★★★★
27. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa ★★★★
28. Saving Mr. Banks ★★★★
29. Pain & Gain ★★★
30. The Lone Ranger ★★★
31. Prisoners ★★★
32. Star Trek Into Darkness ★★★
33. Stoker ★★★
34. We're The Millers ★★★
35. Kick-Ass 2 ★★★
36. Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa ★★★
37. A Good Day To Die Hard ★★★
38. The Last Stand ★★★
39. Jack Reacher ★★★
40. Song For Marion ★★★
41. The Hunger Games ★★★
42. Thor: The Dark World ★★★
43. Escape Plan ★★★
44. The World's End ★★★
45. This Is The End ★★★
46. Man Of Steel ★★★
47. The Heat ★★★
48. Pacific Rim ★★★
48. Elysium ★★★
49. Dead Man Down ★★★
50. Oz: The Great And Powerful ★★★
51. Evil Dead ★★★
52. Welcome To The Punch ★★★
53. Bullet To The Head ★★★
54. The Croods ★★★
55. I Give It A Year ★★★
56. Despicable Me 2 ★★★
57. Wreck-It Ralph ★★★
58. The Hangover Part III ★★★
59. Pitch Perfect ★★★
60. Olympus Has Fallen ★★★
61. Oblivion ★★★
62. 21 & Over ★★★
63. Carrie ★★★
64. You're Next ★★★
65. Epic ★★★
66. Fast & Furious 6 ★★★
67. The Great Gatsby ★★★
68. Now You See Me ★★★
69. The Way, Way Back ★★★
70. Parker ★★★
71. Byzantium ★★★
72. Machete Kills ★★
73. The Wolverine ★★
74. After Earth ★★
75. Hot Fuzz ★★
76. Les Misérables ★★
77. Direction: This Is Us ★★
78. G.I. Joe: Retaliation ★★
79. Identity Thief ★★
80. The Smurfs 2 ★★
81. Riddick ★★
82. Ender's Game ★★
83. Movie 43 ★
84. Scary Movie V ★
85. Lincoln ★

Carrie = shit
The Hunger Games = Ok
Saving Mr. Banks = Good

 

[Y 2 Jake]

See Oldboy. I need somebody to confirm to me that I saw a comedy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

1. Before Midnight ★★★★★
2. Philomena ★★★★★
3. Blue Jasmine ★★★★★
4. Stoker ★★★★★
5. Much Ado About Nothing ★★★★★
6. Furious Six ★★★★
7. From Up On Poppy Hill ★★★★
8. Django Unchained ★★★★
9. Upstream Colour ★★★★
10. The World's End ★★★★
11. Bernie ★★★★
12. You're Next ★★★★
13. A Field in England ★★★★
14. Cloud Atlas ★★★★
15. Zero Dark Thirty ★★★★
16. Only God Forgives ★★★★
17. Man of Steel ★★★★
18. Monsters University ★★★★
19. Spring Breakers ★★★★
20. Kings of Summer ★★★★
21. No ★★★★
22. Iron Man Three ★★★★
23. Thor: The Dark World ★★★★
24. Maniac ★★★
25. Jack the Giant Slayer ★★★
26. Star Trek Into Darkness ★★★
27. Filth ★★★
28. Pacific Rim ★★★
29. The Croods ★★★
30. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa ★★★
31. Elysium ★★★
32. Gravity ★★★
33. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire ★★★
34. Behind the Candelabra ★★★
35. Flight ★★★
36. Captain Phillips ★★★
37. Lincoln ★★★
38. Oz the Great and Powerful ★★★
39. Evil Dead ★★★
40. Frances Ha ★★★
41. Pain & Gain ★★★
42. I'm So Excited ★★★
43. Stone Roses: Made of Stone ★★★
44. Mud ★★★
45. Kick-Ass 2 ★★★
46. Trance ★★★
47. The Great Gatsby ★★★
48. Compliance ★★★
49. Nebraska ★★
50. Rush ★★
51. Wreck-It Ralph ★★
52. Robot and Frank ★★
53. Warm Bodies ★★
54. Les Misérables ★★
55. The Iceman ★★
56. The Place Beyond the Pines ★★
57. Welcome to the Punch ★★
58. Side Effects ★★
59. The Bling Ring ★★
60. This is the End ★
61. Gangster Squad ★
62. The Spirit of '45 ★

I saw Nebraska two days ago and literally only just remembered that I watched it. I think that says everything.

Oldboy is on the 'maybe' pile.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I saw Frozen yesterday and I only just remembered that I need to add it to the list.

Oldboy is weird, if that persuades you. No, probably not.

Wonder if I can get to a 100 films by the end of the year. Maybe if I skip The Hobbit and see two films on that day instead.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The day either of us hits one hundred is the day this has gone too far - if that day hasn't already come.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Challenge accepted.

1. Philomena ★★★★★
2. The Conjuring ★★★★★
3. Shaun Of The Dead ★★★★★
4. Iron Man 3 ★★★★
5. Trance ★★★★
6. Maniac ★★★★
7. Django Unchained ★★★★
8. The Impossible ★★★★
9. End Of Watch ★★★★
10. Filth ★★★★
11. About Time ★★★★
12. Gravity ★★★★
13. World War Z ★★★★
14. Flight ★★★★
15. The Counsellor ★★★★
16. The Purge ★★★★
17. Gangster Squad ★★★★
18. Zero Dark Thirty ★★★★
19. Jack The Giant Slayer ★★★★
20. Spring Breakers ★★★★
21. The Iceman ★★★★
22. Behind the Candelabra ★★★★
23. Monsters University ★★★★
24. Only God Forgives ★★★★
25. Captain Phillips ★★★★
26. Rush ★★★★
27. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa ★★★★
28. Saving Mr. Banks ★★★★
29. Pain & Gain ★★★
30. The Lone Ranger ★★★
31. Prisoners ★★★
32. Star Trek Into Darkness ★★★
33. Stoker ★★★
34. We're The Millers ★★★
35. Kick-Ass 2 ★★★
36. Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa ★★★
37. A Good Day To Die Hard ★★★
38. The Last Stand ★★★
39. Jack Reacher ★★★
40. Song For Marion ★★★
41. The Hunger Games ★★★
42. Thor: The Dark World ★★★
43. Escape Plan ★★★
44. Oldboy ★★★
45. The World's End ★★★
46. This Is The End ★★★
47. Man Of Steel ★★★
48. The Heat ★★★
49. Pacific Rim ★★★
50. Elysium ★★★
51. Dead Man Down ★★★
52. Oz: The Great And Powerful ★★★
53. Evil Dead ★★★
54. Welcome To The Punch ★★★
55. Bullet To The Head ★★★
56. The Croods ★★★
57. I Give It A Year ★★★
58. Despicable Me 2 ★★★
59. Wreck-It Ralph ★★★
60. The Hangover Part III ★★★
61. Pitch Perfect ★★★
62. Olympus Has Fallen ★★★
63. Oblivion ★★★
64. 21 & Over ★★★
65. Carrie ★★★
66. You're Next ★★★
67. Epic ★★★
68. Fast & Furious 6 ★★★
69. The Great Gatsby ★★★
70. Now You See Me ★★★
71. The Way, Way Back ★★★
72. Frozen ★★★
73. Parker ★★★
74. Byzantium ★★★
75. Machete Kills ★★
76. The Wolverine ★★
77. After Earth ★★
78. Hot Fuzz ★★
79. Les Misérables ★★
80. One Direction: This Is Us ★★
81. G.I. Joe: Retaliation ★★
82. Identity Thief ★★
83. The Smurfs 2 ★★
84. Riddick ★★
85. Ender's Game ★★
86. Movie 43 ★
87. Scary Movie V ★
88. Lincoln ★

What are some of these films and why have I wasted so much money on seeing them?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You really liked the conjuring that much?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yeah.

And no, I don't know why. I saw a film called The....something last year. Same plot. Ghosts and shit. I loved that to. I guess I actually like that genre even though I only see them when I'm really bored.