Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Mighty NorCal]

1. Django Unchained - 4
2. Batman Under the red hood - 4
3. Zero Dark Thirty - 3
4. Batman and Superman: Apocolypse - 3
5. V/H/S - 1

All the hype for that? Cool idea. Poorly executed. A fucking chore at some points.

 

[JGlass]

You realize these messages aren't intended to be read by human eyes right? It's SEO.

Not only did I not realize it, but I don't know what SEO is.

 

[Tastycles]

Search engine optimisation.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Alright, alright! We didn't all earn hundreds of thousands of pounds working for 118 with our fancy physics degrees!

 

[Tastycles]

1) AQA not 118.

2) I didn't have a degree most the time I worked there.

3) To earn £100,000, I would have answered about 400,000 questions.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You've just got an answer for everything, don't you?

 

[Tastycles]

No.

See what I did there?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nostalgia.

You can watch whatever DVD's you want whilst at my house. You must treat them with care though. Under no circumstances must you take the DVD's home, or touch the underside of the discs.

The DVD Room is just like a panic room, but without and video cameras.

I dunno, Time Magazine offered me a subscription this morning. Just £20 and I get a free watch. Tempting.

What is in Time magazine?

No idea. All I know is they once photoshopped pants onto a dead body.

I'll pay the subscription & pay you minimum wage if you become my nanny.

The fridge is always full. But me and the child have a limited diet. I will give you money to buy some stuff.

Is it ok to feed a nine month ofd Rich Tea Biscuits?

I can't see why not. They have some teeth by then, right?

This is a conversation which actually happened:

Sam what did you mean in OCW when you said how many pages?

There was over a thousand when I last checked. That's Board Room length. Unless the forum was fucking with me.

It's longer than the board room and the pointless thread. I odn't know what the admin board room looks like but as far as threads that I can see it's the biggest on WZ.

Doubt the admin board room gets posted in much.

And that it's paved with gold and Jake pondering how to torment me.

Also, so many IC25 virtual high fives that your mind would explode to even look at it.

It's my goal to one day get in there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

In other news, I purchased a cardigan for £25 today and forgot to buy WrestleMania 23 for £13. May the gods have mercy on my soul.

I finally got WrestleMania 23 one week ago today. Full circle!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Im enjoying this

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1. Django Unchained ★★★★
2. The Impossible ★★★★
3. End Of Watch ★★★★
4. Flight ★★★★
5. Gangster Squad ★★★★
6. Zero Dark Thirty ★★★★
7. The Last Stand ★★★
8. Jack Reacher ★★★
9. Bullett To The Head ★★★
10. Pitch Perfect ★★★
11. Les Misérables ★★
12. Movie 43 ★
13. Lincoln ★

Ever watch My Name Is Earl? That attractive Mexican cleaner goes full frontal in Flight. It happens right at the beginning, it's actually worth sticking with after that as well.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My cinema is showing Flight on Friday, a week after it came out, and, get this, not showing Wreck-It Ralph. Still, I do rather like the maid from My Name is Earl. ★★★★★

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Those stars should be red. She deserves it.

So many films I'm seeing at the cinema at the moment just for the sake of it. I actually want to see Wreck-It Ralph. And Die Hard. Strangely excited for Die Hard.

 

[Uncle Sam]

If you don't follow "yippie ki-yay" up with "motherfucker" then what's the point in living any more?

 

[Ming]

I watched Kill List then. Thought the ending was poor and was done for the sake of being shocking, not necessarily good. Not the craziest film I've watched, but still a little disturbing.

Oh yes, and Django Unchained is bloody brilliant.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Might be seeing Flight tomorrow, might not. Like a plane in freefall, the tension is unbearable.

 

[Барбоса]

Backed away from my traditional trip to the movies when in NH as the choices were Les Mis, Lincoln, Silver Linings Playbook and Hansel and Gretel - none of which appealed to me.

Instead, I had to make do with finally watching the Avengers (Hulk bitch-slapping Loki was the stand out moment), Dark Knight Rises (tries too hard and is the weakest of the trilogy), Wreck It Ralph (enjoyable) and a fourth film that I cannot remember on the plane journeys.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've now read enough "No, it's just a really good movie" comments (after the "Great date movie" ones) that Silver Linings probably would have appealed to me. Too late now. C'est la vie.

I probably liked The Avengers a great deal more than you and, judging from your comments, like The Dark Knight Rises about the same. Kudos.

 

[Барбоса]

I liked Avengers far more than TDKR, its just that the Hulk/Loki scene was the part I remember best, along with "Hulk... Smash!"

 

[Tastycles]

A night in the life of Tastycles:

Find "TNA's greatest matches" on the world renowned Extreme Sports Channel (Sky 419).

Matt Morgan vs. Jeff Hardy.

Look for Nigerian Idol.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Rockstar Spud. I like him.

 

[Uncle Sam]

A night in the life of Tastycles:

Find "TNA's greatest matches" on the world renowned Extreme Sports Channel (Sky 419).

Matt Morgan vs. Jeff Hardy.

Look for Nigerian Idol.

Nightmare.

Rockstar Spud. I like him.

I'm a lot bigger than him. I'm not a lot bigger than most people. Makes me feel like a tough guy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

1. Django Unchained ★★★★
2. Zero Dark Thirty ★★★★
3. Flight ★★★
4. Lincoln ★★★
5. Warm Bodies ★★★
6. Les Misérables ★★★
7. Gangster Squad ★★

Welp, I guess it's official - Zemeckis < Spielberg. But, like Lincoln, I could have done without the last five minutes. That's what we in the biz call a "high three star."

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1. Django Unchained &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
2. The Impossible &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
3. End Of Watch &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
4. Flight &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
5. Gangster Squad &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
6. Zero Dark Thirty &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
7. The Last Stand &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
8. Jack Reacher &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
9. Bullet To The Head &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
10. I Give It A Year &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
11. Wreck-It Ralph &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
12. Pitch Perfect &#9733;&#9733;&#9733;
13. Les Misérables &#9733;&#9733;
14. Movie 43 &#9733;
15. Lincoln &#9733;

One you're got over seeing Sonic & friends there's no reason to stick with Wreck-It Ralph. I Give It A Year had some excellent jokes in an otherwise forgettable film. Die Hard, This Is 40 and possibly Holy Motors later this week.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Its finally happened. Jack Swagger has a racism gimmick.

Its sure to only last for about 3 weeks. Get it while it lasts.