Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Very, very few children are good actors. They're often credited as such because, well, people like to be kind to children. It's beyond me.

 

[Sparky]

Drew barrymore.?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I dunno. Maybe. Probably not as good as good adult actors. Any child with the necessary diction is probably fucked in the head anyway.

 

[Via Armbar]

Drew Barrymore's face always looks like she just licked a butthole.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Point proven.

Maggie Gyle-- Gyllenhh-- Gastranoma's face looks like it's melted just a little bit.

 

[Via Armbar]

She's so ugly. Ironic that she was in a Batman movie since she has bat-face and all.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Joker: And you are beautiful.
Sam: lolwat

 

[Via Armbar]

Ha no lie, when he said that I had told my friend aloud "Fuck he must be crazy, now wonder he belongs in Arkham."

 

[Uncle Sam]

Dissing Maggie whatsherface and making a Batman reference in the same post. I like this one.

 

[X]

I like the Gylenhaal family. Am I the only one? I'd do nasty things to Maggie G. And Jake. But not Stephen. I still haven't forgiven him for making Homegrown.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jake's alright. I think anybody willing to star in the Prince Of Persia's probably a massive cunt though, so watch out for that one.

 

[X]

I feel so fucking ashamed of myself Sam. I downloaded this terrible 3 CD set called "The Edge" featuring nothing but "popular" rock songs from the past decade, and the nostalgia has gotten to me. I'm listening to songs I don't even like now because they remind me of when I used to hear them on the radio as a kid. Fuck, remember when people still used radios Sam? What happened to humanity?

But yeah, so ashamed of myself right now, bouncing my foot along to that song "Headstrong". I expect my past self to walk into my home at any minute and punch me in the face for listening to this 3 CD set.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I listen to the radio in the shower. Being alone with my naked body can be overwhelming, so I need the company. Kinda like a dog.

 

[X]

Then you can imagine just how bad most of this 3CD set is. Take away all that hipster Britpop and replace it with generic post-grunge and you've got a better idea of modern rock radio in America over the last near 15 years.

What are you listening to these days Sammy? Still brooding with your Muse?

 

[Via Armbar]

I feel so fucking ashamed of myself Sam. I downloaded this terrible 3 CD set called "The Edge" featuring nothing but "popular" rock songs from the past decade, and the nostalgia has gotten to me. I'm listening to songs I don't even like now because they remind me of when I used to hear them on the radio as a kid. Fuck, remember when people still used radios Sam? What happened to humanity?

But yeah, so ashamed of myself right now, bouncing my foot along to that song "Headstrong". I expect my past self to walk into my home at any minute and punch me in the face for listening to this 3 CD set.

The one with bands like Chevelle and Trapt? I've seen the commercials for it and wondered who the fuck would buy that. Then I got it as a gift.

 

[X]

The one with bands like Chevelle and Trapt? I've seen the commercials for it and wondered who the fuck would buy that. Then I got it as a gift.

Yes, that one. The music is awful, just awful, but I get this strange nostalgic feeling when I listen to it, reminds me of being a kid again. If that makes sense.

 

[Via Armbar]

Yes, that one. The music is awful, just awful, but I get this strange nostalgic feeling when I listen to it, reminds me of being a kid again. If that makes sense.

It's odd that they have newer bands like Panic! At the Disco and 30 Seconds to Mars in with bands like Alien Ant Farm and Bush. An interesting selection to say the least. I'm not super high on what I call butt rock like most of these bands and songs, but some really are nostalgic.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Then you can imagine just how bad most of this 3CD set is. Take away all that hipster Britpop and replace it with generic post-grunge and you've got a better idea of modern rock radio in America over the last near 15 years.

What are you listening to these days Sammy? Still brooding with your Muse?

Been listening to a lot of Bowie lately. I'm from the same town as him, doncha know?

 

[Uncle Sam]

My Amazon Prime ran out. I'm not going to renew it, on the basis that I was tricked into it last time.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't know what that is.

A Serious Man, seriously shit? Agree with me please, schmuck.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Haven't seen it yet. Was gonna get it on BD because I need something to accompany Aliens vs. Predator Requiem in the A section. Never got round to it.

 

[Tastycles]

Been listening to a lot of Bowie lately. I'm from the same town as him, doncha know?

Brixton? But you're white!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Haven't seen it yet. Was gonna get it on BD because I need something to accompany Aliens vs. Predator Requiem in the A section. Never got round to it.

No, Sam. A Serious Man would be in your S Section.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, Sam. A Serious Man would be in your S Section.

Dear God, you're right! I was so busy focusing on the The's, I forgot about the A's.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Fool me, when I first put them into alphabetical order I made that very same mistake.