Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

I've never seen it. I lied to seem impressive. Oh, how it backfired.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Don't buy The Scorpion King 2 while I'm here Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've seen it around, oddly. On that note, someone had hidden a special edition of Titanic behind a rack of CDs in my local Zavvi. Was £4. I simply wondered how long it had been there, as I didn't recognise this particular version.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Ahh, the might 4 disc version. I don't watch extras, but I bought that when it came out for about £30. Great set, looks awesome on the shelf.

I'm bored of the forum Sam. So I need to make some posts that get people flaming me, this will amuse me. Could you find me a thread and give me a couple of hints?

 

[Rusty]

Has Sam seen "Yes Man"?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No man. I walked out of the last Jim Carey film I saw. Fun With Dick and Jane. Fucking terrible.

And Jake, I've been trying to get people to flame me for a while. Not working. You could join me in my support for The Redcrosse Knight.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sure, who is he?

I've got a new forum hobby. I've been looking for Chav & boy racer forums. I go on them and rip the shit into them. It's hilarious. If you think this forum has stupid members then you really should see some of the people on these sites. Only problem being it's all written in that text speak, which takes me a while to read.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sure, who is he?

I've got a new forum hobby. I've been looking for Chav & boy racer forums. I go on them and rip the shit into them. It's hilarious. If you think this forum has stupid members then you really should see some of the people on these sites. Only problem being it's all written in that text speak, which takes me a while to read.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd join you if you were kind enough to provide links. Not right now though. I'm busy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd join you if you were kind enough to provide links. Not right now though. I'm busy.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I will, but if you join me you'll be wasting your time if you use big words & intelligence.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Curmudgeonly, possibly my favorite word.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Curmudgeonly, possibly my favorite word.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Site's fucked.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Site's fucked.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Black Sheep is shite. I don't know how you can make a boring film involving killer sheep.

You involve New Zealand. Seriously, could that country be blander (more bland?)

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You involve New Zealand. Seriously, could that country be blander (more bland?)

Scandinavia countries are bland, as are the Antarcticas.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Scandinavia countries are bland, as are the Antarcticas.

Scandinavian countries have hot girls though. And Antartica has penguins!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Scandinavian countries have hot girls though. And Antartica has penguins!

I've never heard of hot Norwegians.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

And Jake, I've been trying to get people to flame me for a while.

I just contemplated doing a music thread on my love for Nazi Punk. But I though better of it as I'm not really a huge fan. And I'm not that much of a racist.

 

[Father:_Polley]

It has reindeer instead

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So Bravo now appears to show movie premiers before the movie channels.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Why do you say this? Watching Genesis tonight? Sadly, I am.

 

[Rusty]

Sam, describe your happiness right now due to Shelly winning the X Division title.