Romney Wins Illinois

[klunderbunker]

It looks more and more likely every day that he's going to win the nomination.

The part of this that amuses me the most: it's March 20 and it's not a lock that he's going to win. Romney is running against the guy that wants to ban contraception and Newt "I've never met a woman I didn't cheat on my wife with and if you've never heard about how I'm the best American ever and how I saved this country from becoming Auschwitz, just let me know because I'd love to sell you a book or DVD that I made but I don't have time to talk to common people such as you because I have to go and tell people that I can get them $2.50 gas because I'm trying to convince people that Obama is stupid enough to want to drive up gas prices in an election year because I think everyone in America is stupid except me" Gingrich and he can barely put these two away. Him vs. Obama is going to be, in wrestling terms, a squash.

 

[Dave]

I agree.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I don't know if it'll be a squash, I think a few moderates might swing Romney. Not enough to win or anything, but enough to make it a contest.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Romney's the establishment's choice. You know they're gonna run up the votes.

 

[Moon Knight]

Not a sqwash, I think most of Santorum's and Newts base will back Romney. They just want Obama out. Be happy, at least he is better than frothy.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Fuck no. I don't want an exact copy of Obama in office. Fuck that!

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Fuck no. I don't want an exact copy of Obama in office. Fuck that!

Me neither. Obama himself is doing just fine.

 

[Thriller Ant]

It's close, but my home county is the only one in Southern Illinois that Santorum didn't win. Maybe I'm not from as backwoods a place as I thought...

 

[Nate DaMac]

Newt "I've never met a woman I didn't cheat on my wife with and if you've never heard about how I'm the best American ever and how I saved this country from becoming Auschwitz, just let me know because I'd love to sell you a book or DVD that I made but I don't have time to talk to common people such as you because I have to go and tell people that I can get them $2.50 gas because I'm trying to convince people that Obama is stupid enough to want to drive up gas prices in an election year because I think everyone in America is stupid except me" Gingrich.

I'm going to find a way to sig this.

 

[Peoples_Champ]

There's no way that Romney or Santorum can beat Obama. Not saying that Obama is a tremendous candidate, but those two are horrible candidates.

How are blue state independents going to back either one of those guys?

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm going to find a way to sig this.

Spoiler it and it's ok.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

How have the other two not backed out yet. This shit is turning into a massacre, surely?

 

[Slyfox696]

How have the other two not backed out yet. This shit is turning into a massacre, surely?

Not really. Basically, it seems like Romney wins the more sane states, and Santorum wins the crazy states who think the 1st Amendment should be repealed for everyone but them.

Or maybe that's just how I envision the only way somebody could actually vote for Santorum.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It looks more and more likely every day that he's going to win the nomination.

The part of this that amuses me the most: it's March 20 and it's not a lock that he's going to win. Romney is running against the guy that wants to ban contraception and Newt "I've never met a woman I didn't cheat on my wife with and if you've never heard about how I'm the best American ever and how I saved this country from becoming Auschwitz, just let me know because I'd love to sell you a book or DVD that I made but I don't have time to talk to common people such as you because I have to go and tell people that I can get them $2.50 gas because I'm trying to convince people that Obama is stupid enough to want to drive up gas prices in an election year because I think everyone in America is stupid except me" Gingrich and he can barely put these two away. Him vs. Obama is going to be, in wrestling terms, a squash.

Please. Republican voters are as unreasonable as internet marks. Obama will win by a narrow margin and have "same old shit" chanted at him.