Santorum Wins Alabama and Missouri, Romney In Third In Both

[klunderbunker]

This is just going to keep going isn't it?

Something people don't realize: they're not even 50% done with these things yet. In other news, Newt Gingrich still won't shut up about $2.50 gas, because Obama clearly wants to have gas go through the roof going into an election and just isn't doing anything about the prices right?

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

But Romney has over a 200% advantage over all other candidates. Concessions will begin soon. I mean...why is Gingrich still spending money on this thing?

 

[klunderbunker]

But Romney has over a 200% advantage over all other candidates. Concessions will begin soon. I mean...why is Gingrich still spending money on this thing?

Because a billionaire in Vegas keeps giving him money to spend.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

It won't last long.


I dislike the GOP.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

I was thinking of making this same exact thread, except I was going to replace "Santorum" with Frothy.

Can someone explain the point of delegates and how they're acquired? Ron Paul had 29% of the popular vote in the U.S. Virgin Islands but won only ONE delegate. Mitt Romney on the other hand had 26% and won SEVEN delegates. How does this happen?!

 

[Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker]

Of course Santorum won Alabama you can't mad when people say people from Alabama are dumb when you have a large group of people get together to vote for him and he then goes on to win the delegate. It’s hard to decide who is a bigger fool Santorum or Romney. The best choice is Ron Paul yeah he has some crazy ideas but which politician doesn't, Ron Paul though has more good ideas then bad ideas. I mean we let George W Bush be president for 8 years a blind one arm chimp could have done a better job than that idiot who stole the election.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

It's also because they're running up the vote for Romney. Something is fishy here.

 

[Mr. Steve]

In weirdly related news, apparently Santorum was here in the island and pretty much decided we should have English as the official language in order for us to achieve statehood.

I bet this whole Santorum run for president is a full-on work, Vince Russo style. Expect the swerve in a few weeks.