Reincarnation

[NYSandman]

Okay, so you're at hell's door and about to spend eternity being Satan's personal butt slave. But, you're told by the Big Red Machine that you can go back as any animal you want. What would it be?

Me, I would be a dog. They have the life! Free food, free bed, you can shit and piss wherever you want, sniff a girl's butt whenever you want, and not have to worry about money.

It's also a plus, the biggest plus, IMHO, that you can lick your own genitals. I've tried, and it's impossible for humans.

One thing sucks is the 15 year lifespan, but what are you gonna do?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Not all dogs are treated with a life like that though. Look at Micheal Vick's dogs. lol (sorry, bad joke, but true)

I wouldn't know what to come back as. I'd consider a cat, because I've always loved cats over dogs. And they roughly have the exact same life as a dog.. except cats get cancer like crazy, & just by sniffing another cat's butt, or sniffing another cats food. Thats insane.

The positive side to cats, they can sleep almost all the time & never get bored with it. Seems like the life for me. Although cats don't get free reign on any types of food, like dogs can. This is honestly a tough decision, because if you pick the wrong type of animal, you'll end up right back where you started from, perhaps within the same day. lol

 

[NYSandman]

One quick off-topic, which I hope will be forgived.

Michael Vic is a prick. I get really pissed at people who harm animals. I hope Bubba gives him some "doggystyle" in prison, the fuck.

Anyhow, another animal I would like to be is an Eagle. I don't think I need to explain why, plus I'm drunk right now.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

A 15 year life span sounds pretty cool to me. I am bipolar though.

I'd probably be some thpe of bird. Like Sandman said an Eagle would be cool. Im my little Eagle head I'd be thinking. Can I really pick up Goats. I'd then attempt, and fail. But if you don't try you wont achieve anything.

I don't believe in reincarnation though. I'm something of a nihilist.

 

[Agrex]

I'd go with the dog. Simply because all you do is eat, sleep, go for walks, crap, and sleep again. Another plus is if by chance your owner is a female, and by chance that female is hot, you've got your life made. Belly rubs, baths, sleeping together, and knowing that even if you screw up she won't leave you. The one minus is that your life is 15 years (even though that's 105 dog years).

Like Jake I also do not beleive in reicarnation, but if it exists I would want to be a dog.

 

[Disasterpiece]

I think i would be a tortoise or some kind of big turtle. I've heard that those guys live for 200+ years sometimes. Hey, the longer i can stay away from going back to being satan's little butt monkey is good with me. I think being a snake would be pretty sweet to. Don't know why, but I think they are some of the coolest animals in the world. Or why not just try to come back as human again. We are animals too right?

 

[RVDgurl]

I would like to be a hippo. I love them. They are the cutest things ever. They're mean as shit from what I understand, but I can work with that. Besides, I've never been to Africa, nor will I probably ever get to go there, so it is a sure-fire way to visit a new continent.

 

[FoleyIsGod]

I would be a cockroach, they can live a nuclear winter, can live for 2 weeks without heads, reproduce like rabbits AND can fly!

Plus, everyone hates cockroachs and run away screaming when they see em

 

[cotters2]

i'd like to come back as a giant panda, there are only 1000 left and the odds are i'd be in a zoo getting pampered like a celebrity. Would be great fun. lol

 

[richardishere]

If you choose a dog be careful, i wouldnt want to be an outside dog, especially when its freezing outside. Cats usually live indoors, but im not much of a cat person. A bird might be cool, or a bee, most people run from bees (except for beekeepers of course).A turtle would be cool, just chillin movin all slow would be fun, but for 100-200 years....yeah id get bored.A fish might be cool, although i would want to be big enough not to get eaten by other fish. All animals have there ups and downs really.

 

[Bernkastel]

Easy, I'd be a Megalodon, it was the largest known carnivorous fish that ever lived, and was easily the apex predator of its time. The Megalodon could also arguably be called the top marine predator that ever lived, save for the Mosasaurus or Liopleurodon.

I'd be nearly invincible, really my only threat would come from other Meg's

 

[The_Real_WrestleManiac]

not to sound gay but I'd pick a butterfly. I've always thought it was pretty high on the reincarnation scale. Think about it. As humans we pretty much rule the world but butterlfies live probably the most peacfull lives on earth. I don't think many spider webs could REALLY catch one, they just fly around chilling out all day and they can see more colours than you and I can even imagine.