Raw LD 1/18

[X]

Same fucking ending as always.

Seriously, what is this the 40th week in a row we've had the end of the show with DX and guests celebrating and showing off to the crowd?

 

[klunderbunker]

But hey, at least it's not Chavo right?

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

AAAAHHH THEIR BREAKING UP FOR THE 100000TH TIME.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Their setting up the Triple H heel turn.

 

[The Doctor]

I like some things about the WWE but dislike other things. Am I just a "fan"?

 

[klunderbunker]

*eyebrows go up*

 

[FromTheSouth]

Did HBK just mouth, "What the fuck is he doing here?"

 

[Thriller Ant]

Sheamus just lost all credibility as a champion. they had him job to HORNSWOGGLE

What the shit are you talking about?

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Maybe Cena wants the Undertaker, too.

We better make it a Vince Special ... Triple Threat Match.

 

[NSL]

And after this, it's amazing that people were embarrassed by Doink the Clown, but not embarrassed by Hornswoggle.

Doink was epic


What's with all the missed cues tonight? First, Taker's music comes late, and now Cena's.

 

[Theo Mays]

Some tension amongst the degenerates and here comes the John Cena. Everyone wants to win the Rumble!

 

[klunderbunker]

I like some things about the WWE but dislike other things. Am I just a "fan"?

You're whatever I am.

Cena in the Rumble? COuld be good could be bad.

 

[Razor]

I'm a veteran. I don't even get the munchies anymore.

I have been schooled. Please, don't mind the stoner who still gets the munchies in the corner.

Though, to tell you the truth, I haven't smoked in months. Fucking can't trust the bitches in my hometown to have anything decent, and I can't spend my tax payer funded stipend on illegal narcotics because I haven't received it yet.

 

[NSL]

Is Big Show crying? He sounds like a 13 year old that found out his girlfriend stuffs her bra.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Give me a break, Big Show. You are a Fucking joke, now.

 

[X]

Big Show you stand about as much of a chance at winning the Rumble as Santino bud.

 

[klunderbunker]

Doink was epic


What's with all the missed cues tonight? First, Taker's music comes late, and now Cena's.

It amused me to no end when Doink showed up in ECW, which was preaching about how they were the WWF alternative and not for kids.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I wouldn't be upset if Big Show won the Rumble.

 

[Shazam!]

FUCK YEAHHHH

 

[X]

Hope you guys realize either HHH or HBK are winning the Rumble, been reported about twenty times in the last few weeks.

Such idiocy.

 

[klunderbunker]

VERYy good way to end the show. It focurses on the Rumble, not a random match. Major plus to end the show on.

 

[NSL]

It amused me to no end when Doink showed up in ECW, which was preaching about how they were the WWF alternative and not for kids.

Doink could have worked if they made him a bit more psycho. Kind of like Joker was in Dark Knight.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

So your Tag Champions, US Champion and most over superstar are in the Rumble? Someone's low on employees.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Big Show has competed in Royal Rumbles since what? 1998?

Hasn't won one of them yet. And he expects to be taken seriously?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Well, KB, we didn't get over 1,000, but we did get, you know, half, so good for us.