RAW Is Braun. 4-17-17 LD

[enviousdominous]

I would write Alexa a blank check right now if she promised to break my jaw.

 

[BaconBits]

Now that Alexa is on RAW I might actually watch a broads' match.

 

[klunderbunker]

Heart Break Kid is pushing 50.

Becca would kill me if I didn't correct this. He's 51.

 

[enviousdominous]

I know why Alexa and Sasha are wearing less. Mickie and Nia stole all the fabric for their outfits.

 

[shafe_41]

Mickie needs a new entrance.

 

[klunderbunker]

"She'll break your heart, she'll break your jaw and you'll still look her up on Instagram."

That's the most accurate yet awesome description I've ever heard.

 

[Navi]

Nia Jax has beautiful eyes.

 

[enviousdominous]

Becca would kill me if I didn't correct this. He's 51.

I just looked up Marty Jannetty. He's freaking 57!

Oh god, how old does that make us!?

 

[Navi]

I just looked up Marty Jannetty. He's freaking 57!

Oh god, how old does that make us!?

It makes us very young, always remember that.

 

[BaconBits]

I just looked up Marty Jannetty. He's freaking 57!

Oh god, how old does that make us!?

Beats me. I've never launched myself through a window.

 

[klunderbunker]

I just looked up Marty Jannetty. He's freaking 57!

Oh god, how old does that make us!?

He was BOMBED at the WrestleCon Supershow. I shook his hand and said we had the same birthday. He walked around the room without letting go of my hand.

 

[enviousdominous]

It makes us very young, always remember that.

Mickie was apparently around when bell bottoms were still in style.

 

[klunderbunker]

They're called boy shorts.

Score one for the boys.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

With how she carries herself, I don't see how Nia Jax is a villain. If anything she is giving everyone the look of "Oh god I hope I do okay in this fight". Sorta endearing, like she has real insecurities that she can use in-character and get over but Creative sees her and goes "Nope you're big lol monster heel". I just see some room here for a big woman that is unsure if she can be the big bad wolf her size makes her think she should be. Very modern, really.

Anyways, oh look a match is on.

 

[enviousdominous]

I would actually go to Sonic if Braun threw their adorable pitch-men into a dumpster.

 

[enviousdominous]

It's a mama-bearhug.

 

[Navi]

Mickie was apparently around when bell bottoms were still in style.

She should really change those. Very old school.

Score one for the boys.

That's what my husband says. LOL

 

[BaconBits]

With how she carries herself, I don't see how Nia Jax is a villain. If anything she is giving everyone the look of "Oh god I hope I do okay in this fight". Sorta endearing, like she has real insecurities that she can use in-character and get over but Creative sees her and goes "Nope you're big lol monster heel". I just see some room here for a big woman that is unsure if she can be the big bad wolf her size makes her think she should be. Very modern, really.

Anyways, oh look a match is on.

She seemed like really nice girl on Breaking Ground. She might not have it in her to be the kinda nasty you gotta be to be a monster heel.

 

[Sean Valjean]

LOL at Alexa backing down.

 

[enviousdominous]

If Sasha dyed her hair blonde, I wouldn't be able to tell her from Alexa.

 

[enviousdominous]

FUCK YES!

 

[enviousdominous]

Alexa Bliss is 50 feet of badass in a 5 foot frame.

 

[Navi]

This should be a good match up Bliss and Bayley.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

The New Face of FUCK YOU

 

[shafe_41]

It's actually scary how great Alexa has gotten after such a short amount of time and how much the crowd is into her. She's fantastic is literally every aspect. Could go down as one of the greatest of all time if she sticks around and doesn't take off after a couple years like most of the females typically do.