Raw 3/20: Wrestlemania is Sooner than Last Week!

[shafe_41]

Did he just say Brokelyn?

 

[Navi]

Yep. I say it almost weekly. The "bigger female as monster heel" gimmick is just so old and tired. The fact she's bad on the mic doesn't help either.

The thing for me is she's gone from squashing jobbers to the championship match at Mania in a heartbeat. She's really had no feud to speak of at all since being called up. It makes no sense. The other women at least have a history with each other, she basically has none.

 

[BaconBits]

That whole thing was odd.

 

[Kodo Sawaki]

So no Seth tonight and HHH is just building match? Boring.

 

[enviousdominous]

I will NEVER eat a Snickers ever again.

 

[Navi]

That whole thing was odd.

I didn't understand it at all. First of all Rollins is told not to show up, now HHH wants to have a fight with a guy that might not be medically cleared. This whole RAW side of the Mania card is a shambles.

Jesus Christ Sheamus and Flair in a Snickers commercial, and Sheamus is now orange.

 

[enviousdominous]

So no Seth tonight and HHH is just building match? Boring.

That segment was in dire need of violence, so of course there was none.

 

[klunderbunker]

Was Goldberg something that WCW had been planning on, or was he a lucky find when they wrote themselves into a corner with making the nWo too powerful/redundant? I've always thought the latter was what happened.

Kind of both. They knew he had potential but I don't think anyone knew it would get over that big. More of the latter than the former though.

 

[shafe_41]

The thing for me is she's gone from squashing jobbers to the championship match at Mania in a heartbeat. She's really had no feud to speak of at all since being called up. It makes no sense. The other women at least have a history with each other, she basically has none.

Because they're booking her as the "unstoppable monster female." "Such a big threat in the match." If that type of booking keeps up, she's basically going to be Big Show in every Royal Rumble. "What a monster Cole!!! How are you going to eliminate such a mass of humanity? They're the clear favorite for the match!!"

The same way as literally every other year when the giant athlete gets eliminated.

Being big doesn't constitute talent or something people want to see. The giant female heel has literally never worked in the WWE.

 

[Navi]

Because they're booking her as the "unstoppable monster female." "Such a big threat in the match." If that type of booking keeps up, she's basically going to be Big Show in every Royal Rumble. "What a monster Cole!!! How are you going to eliminate such a mass of humanity? They're the clear favorite for the match!!"

The same way as literally every other year when the giant athlete gets eliminated.

Yea but in this case they can't band together to throw her over the top rope, one of them has to keep her busy while the other one pins someone.

 

[enviousdominous]

Bobby Heenan: SHANE WAS TRYING TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW!

 

[Navi]

Never heard of Tinashe.

 

[shafe_41]

Bobby Heenan: SHANE WAS TRYING TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW!

I'd give anything to hear Heenan do commentary right now.

 

[enviousdominous]

Gallows and Anderson are going to team up with Enzo and Cass. I'm sure they'll get along just fine.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'd give anything to hear Heenan do commentary right now.

I've never appreciated him more than tonight. Hell, I'd take Sean Mooney over what they have now.

 

[shafe_41]

Heenan: A cuppa haters? All I see are a couple Ham N' Eggers

 

[Navi]

Gallows and Anderson are going to team up with Enzo and Cass. I'm sure they'll get along just fine.

Yea it's a regular lovefest happening right now.

 

[Navi]

Oh that was ridiculous. Enzo's promo lasted longer than the match.

 

[shafe_41]

Jesus Christ the champions just got pinned in under a minute. Somebody please tell me the last time a Mania build has been this god awful?

 

[enviousdominous]

I hope Sheamus and Cesaro win the belts at WrestleMania, I'm gonna' put all my hopes in a jar and see if they're worth anything in a few weeks.

 

[shafe_41]

I can't believe they actually just did that. Good for you Big E. Good for you.

 

[enviousdominous]

I might rather watch New Day act out what's happening on WrestleMania than watch WrestleMania.

 

[enviousdominous]

I can't believe they actually just did that. Good for you Big E. Good for you.

The vibe I was getting at first was that Kofi and Big E were thinking "Really Xavier? You can do better."

 

[shafe_41]

There's no way they made Xavier the focal point there by accident. Ridiculous.

 

[Navi]

The vibe I was getting at first was that Kofi and Big E were thinking "Really Xavier? You can do better."

I thought exactly the same thing the way they were looking at him sideways. LOL