Raw 3/20: Wrestlemania is Sooner than Last Week!

[enviousdominous]

Kevin Owens owns a Darren Drozdov action figure?

 

[Navi]

I'm a friend of Jericho.

I'm a friend too. Love the guy.

 

[shafe_41]

Kevin Owens owns a Darren Drozdov action figure?

You don't?

 

[enviousdominous]

Just be yourself Kevin! You can do it! Eye of the Tiger! Don't give up! Don't trust whitey!

 

[enviousdominous]

You don't?

It went missing after Kevin Owens stopped by.

 

[enviousdominous]

Kevin Owens was 16 in 2000!?

Christ, I'm old.

 

[shafe_41]

It went missing after Kevin Owens stopped by.

Sounds like you need GTV in your house.

 

[enviousdominous]

Chris Jericho vs Kevin Owens is honestly the only reason I'll be watching WrestleMania this year.

 

[enviousdominous]

Sounds like you need GTV in your house.

I could only afford one, so of course I had to put it in the toilet of the guest bedroom.

 

[shafe_41]

Has Owens never been on the list until just now?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I had King Kong Bundy. So much heavy rubber that it could've been used as a deadly throwing weapon.

 

[shafe_41]

Actually kinda dig that blue carpet in the ring.

 

[enviousdominous]

Kevin Owens is disappointed, he thought the list of Jericho was made of chocolate.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Where the hell is Goldust and R-Truth?

 

[enviousdominous]

Byron: Are you noticing my nifty new socks?

 

[shafe_41]

TJ Perkins. Welp... the throne is calling...

 

[rbv13]

Kevin Owens is disappointed, he thought the list of Jericho was made of chocolate.

Augustus Gloop

 

[enviousdominous]

Akira Tozawa is probably using his psychic powers to blow up Tokyo.

 

[shafe_41]

Well if you have Tozawa's passport, how'd he get back to Japan?

 

[Navi]

Well if you have Tozawa's passport, how'd he get back to Japan?

Sssshhhhh stop trying to make sense. The rest of the crowd is booing Kendrick because they really believe the Tozawa's stuck in Japan.

 

[enviousdominous]

Well if you have Tozawa's passport, how'd he get back to Japan?

Every international flight I've been on, they didn't check my passport until I got to customs at the destination. Akira is probably getting ridiculed by Japanese customs for not knowing Kendrick's rules.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Hug line.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Then Kevin Nash was allowed to book........scary music.

 

[enviousdominous]

I remember Goldberg comfortably holding The Giant upside-down on his shoulder for the jack-hammer, and the bikers at Sturgis were like "HOLY FUCK!"

 

[shafe_41]

2nd backstage promo with Sheamus and Cesaro and then they'll be in a match later? Pretty obvious I think at this point to assume we won't see New Day.