Randy Orton has an illegitimate child?

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Claire is the babymama.

This is how WWE and TNA are starting their cross promotion that everyone talks about in that thread that pops up almost weekly.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Don't make me punt you in the head. I'm more dangerous than I've ever been.

\_O__/

Didn't the bouncers at Carbon ban you for doing stuff like that.

 

[MrHashasheen]

Why's anyone surprised? He's had like 4 different wives on TV.

Orton's Heel Turn: He's converted to Islam.

 

[.]

Heel Orton vs AJ in a TNA style match would be amazing.

What the hell is a TNA style match? Does Hogan have to put it together and tell AJ he's the future? brother.

 

[LFC till i die]

Orton's Heel Turn: He's converted to Islam.

What do you mean by that ?

 

[MrHashasheen]

What do you mean by that ?

*sigh*

Killjoy said Orton has had four different wives on television. I joked that Orton's big heel turn was that he was going to convert to Islam, because Islam has allowance for up to four wives at a time.

/explaining the joke

 

[Alastor]

*sigh*

Killjoy said Orton has had four different wives on television. I joked that Orton's big heel turn was that he was going to convert to Islam, because Islam has allowance for up to four wives at a time.

/explaining the joke

/Joke fail if you have to explain then. Mormonism would be more suitable to your joke since most of America associated Islam with bombs and bearded men rather than polygamy. And this is an election year with a Mormon candidate.

 

[Uncle Sam]

And yet nobody cares what I do with my semen. Double standard.

 

[Lee]

You just had to be a Liverpool fan, didn't you? You couldn't be Newcastle, you had to be Liverpool.

We're not all like this, some of us have intelligence!

 

[Alex]

And yet nobody cares what I do with my semen. Double standard.

I care Sam

 

[MINISTRYrising]

well this sort of thing is always going to happen if you spend to much time with jerry lawler

 

[Suibon]

What do you mean by that ?

So Randy Orton is now Sgt. Slaughter?
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[LFC till i die]

You just had to be a Liverpool fan, didn't you? You couldn't be Newcastle, you had to be Liverpool.

Well I only support the best

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Stopped reading there out of disgust.

You should have kept reading. If you did, you would have gotten this little literary gem.

I'm actually going to be a father in January, my fiancee is nearly 15 weeks pregnant, so yeah me and her gonna be parents.