Random Thoughts Thread

[Freddy4190]

4-Wheelin' is such awesome fun.

 

[Via Armbar]

Fred, you think that shit's fun you should try it with two wheels.

 

[Freddy4190]

I have a less chance of killing myself on 4 wheels, then two. In my eyes at least.

 

[J-Dogg]

I haven't driven in over a year, the car i was driving was shared between me and my dad, and August last year i got into an accident with an old asian guy, and my dad had to to take me off the insurance so i can't drive it. I catch trains these days.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Old McDonald sitting on a bench.
Beating his meat with a monkey wrench.
Missed his dick and hit his balls.
Cummed all over Santa Clause.
Went to the river to wash it off.
Saw a bever jacking off.
Pick up a stick and hit him in the dick.
Never saw a beaver run so quick.

 

[#hamler]

I saw on another forum of a never ending rap. Where someone started out and when they finished, others had to keep rapping. I don't know how that would turn out on here.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Never ending RAPE???? Rap perhaps is what you meant, but the whole rape thing sounds fun.


EDIT: I saw what was posted it shall forever be known Hamler takes place in the "NEVER ENDING RAPE".

 

[#hamler]

Hahaha yeah I know. Bad typing skills. I edited.

 

[#hamler]

I'm gonna sig that.

 

[Барбоса]

The Danish national football team is a fucking disaster. Thomas Sørensen being the goalkeeper until Portugal scored 2-0 then he left the field and were replaced. Our replacement has done a better job than our actual primary goalkeeper!

Where as the Northern Ireland team got a very creditable draw against Italy last night and are well placed to actually have a decent run at qualification for Euro 2012.

Winning our four remaining home games and an away victory would give us 19 points and a good chance

 

[J-Dogg]

You guys gave me the idea to make the Neverending Rap Thread.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

My Sopranos Box Set is here. Awesome.

 

[#hamler]

You guys gave me the idea to make the Neverending Rap Thread.

Where though? If its in the Cage people will spam the living shit out of it.

 

[Leafy]

Ring of Honor: Best in the World. Hell yeah.

 

[Coco]

You got that right, daddy.

You watch Claudio vs. Generico yet?

 

[Leafy]

Not yet. I've watched the Dragon Gate vs. Sydal and Styles match and now I'm watching Samoa Joe vs... what the fuck is this shit.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

The match w/the Briscos vs. Naruki Doi and Shingo is fucking amazing. And what do you mean by "Samoa Joe vs......... what the fuck is this shit?"

 

[Leafy]

The midget dressed as Foley. Why is this on the "Best in The World" DVD?

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Ha Ha, Mother fucks in my area are talking about not being able to find any weed, as I sit here puffin on four different kinds. I love being a stoner.

 

[Coco]

My Sopranos Box Set is here. Awesome.

Heard the box set had problems. Discs being damaged and whatnot. Is this the case?

 

[Window Licker 101]

Angry birds is the shit

 

[Ferbian]

Chasing the Grail is an awesome album.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

My Sopranos Box Set Arrived Two Days Early. This was followed by hours of good fun.

 

[J-Dogg]

Waiting for a phone call about whether i have this new job or not.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Didn't want to have to dignify this with a non-spam post.

From the most recent Mark Madden haters thread:

He is a fat talentless asshole, who is nothing more then wrestling's equivalent to a shock jock, like a Howard Stern minus the charisma, notability, and add in he covers one subject that he takes to task that most of the world finds childish for people over 14 to watch (wrestling) Madden smells of fat, fat, more fat. Fuck him.

The irony of course being that this idiot is sporting a Kevin Smith sig, and last I checked Madden hadn't ever been in a public spat with an airline company for being so out of shape.