Random Thoughts Thread

[The Crock]

Got my driving permit today.

When I'm driving I'm all serious, but in my head I'm like, "AHH FUCKK THAT CAR IS ABOUT TO HIT ME. SWERVE! BARREL ROLL! GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!"

It's not that bad. I remember getting my permit at 15, then my license at 16, nerve racking stuff. You'll get used to it, it'll become second nature.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Driving is easy as fuck, I wish i had my permit/liscense

 

[The Crock]

Driving is easy as fuck, I wish i had my permit/liscense

I recommend you get a jump on it.

 

[The Doctor]

I would have had my licence if it wasn't for that damn maneuverability test. Now I don't even have a permit.

 

[The Crock]

I would have had my licence if it wasn't for that damn maneuverability test. Now I don't even have a permit.

What maneuverability test? The cones and shit, or the S-Curve?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I recommend you get a jump on it.

Tell that to ma pappy

 

[The Crock]

Tell that to ma pappy

He won't take you or something?

 

[Leafy]

I've driven on a farm and shit. But going at 60 is a lot different than 5 on a dirt road by yourself.

 

[The Crock]

It only gets easier with speed.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

More like he's a lazy fuckhead

 

[The Doctor]

What maneuverability test? The cones and shit, or the S-Curve?

Driving around cones forwards and backwards in a curve thingie.

 

[The Crock]

More like he's a lazy fuckhead

Have you taken Drivers Ed at school?

 

[Leafy]

Yeah the speed wasn't as bad as the presence of other cars so close to me. I'm used to tractors.

 

[The Crock]

Driving around cones forwards and backwards in a curve thingie.

I remember that, not too bad, you just gotta concentrate. You considering taking the test again?

 

[The Crock]

Yeah the speed wasn't as bad as the presence of other cars so close to me. I'm used to tractors.

As long as you don't drift towards them you'll be fine.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Have you taken Drivers Ed at school?

Nope

"It costs too much"

 

[The Crock]

Nope

"It costs too much"

Oh my god! You can get a fee waiver if he won't pay.

 

[Leafy]

I can't imagine getting behind the wheel of car for the first time on a real road. That would be terrifying.

 

[CH David]

I can't imagine getting behind the wheel of car for the first time on a real road. That would be terrifying.

Go to a parking lot and drive around, then you go on the road.

 

[Window Licker 101]

I always think, I wonder what I look like in someone elses eyes.

 

[Ferbian]

The Danish national football team is a fucking disaster. Thomas Sørensen being the goalkeeper until Portugal scored 2-0 then he left the field and were replaced. Our replacement has done a better job than our actual primary goalkeeper!

 

[The Crock]

The Danish national football team is a fucking disaster. Thomas Sørensen being the goalkeeper until Portugal scored 2-0 then he left the field and were replaced. Our replacement has done a better job than our actual primary goalkeeper!

 

[J-Dogg]

Ole Ole Ole Ohhhhle.

 

[Freddy4190]

I get my license in less then a week.

 

[RKGO2SLEEP]

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?