Post WM WWE Raw LD - Oh God Pass The Kleenex

[Turd Ferguson]

BEST THERE IS
Bret Hart proved he's still the best there is by defeating his long-time archnemesis, Mr. McMahon in a brutal No Holds Barred battle, a contest more than 12 years in the making.

If you want to see an accurate portrayal of the Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon match, watch this SNL cartoon:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=1470

BEHOLD THE KING
While Sheamus pushed Triple H to the limit in their WrestleMania match, The King of Kings persevered, showing that The Celtic Warrior still has a lot to learn about The Game.

VICTORIOUS VIPER
Randy Orton defeated both of his former protegés, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase, in their Triple Threat Match.

AWESOME SHOW
Despite a valiant attempt by John Morrison & R-Truth, Show-Miz retained their Unified Tag Team Titles.

Shawn Michaels Backstage After The Match Last Night:
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I'm just going to throw up a couple of awesome moments from Wrestlemania, don't mind me:

1.) Kofi Kingston Rules:

2.) Wrestlezone Forums:
WM25:

WM26:

3.) The Tombstone That Ended Two Careers:

THANK YOU SHAWN

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[Shocky]

The video of HBk and Hart backstage is still surreal. It's so nice to see that the Hatchet is buried, and for the sake of my sanity, there will never be another stupid fucking Montreal Screwjob thread made. The issue is officially dead.

The Undertaker's spike tombstone was sick.

 

[Lee]

My mark out moment...

5 knuckle shuffle from the top rope.

 

[Shocky]

WM26:

This was awesome. I was cracking up during this. If Raw is in phoenix again tonight, this guy should be there.

 

[klunderbunker]

That's what I like about Cena: he acknowledges that he's not universally liked. Always annoyed me when Hogan just ignored it and did his thing.

Also, that Hart/Shawn interaction was awesome. It's good that they're on speaking terms again, if nothing else for Bret's sanity.

 

[X]

Lol Cena just makes me like him more and more every day, that was a classic moment.

For one night only boys, I'll be watching Raw live first instead of Impact as I usually do. Can't miss Raw tonight if they do a big retirement ceremony for one of my favorite wrestlers of all time.

Sorry Impact, I love you, but tonight I'm watching Raw. Don't worry, I'll DVR you for later darling.

 

[Lee]

Lol Cena just makes me like him more and more every day, that was a classic moment.

For one night only boys, I'll be watching Raw live first instead of Impact as I usually do. Can't miss Raw tonight if they do a big retirement ceremony for one of my favorite wrestlers of all time.

Sorry Impact, I love you, but tonight I'm watching Raw. Don't worry, I'll DVR you for later darling.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

2.) Wrestlezone Forums:
WM25:

WM26:

I just realized this is the same smark.

Either this guy has a lot of money and devotion to the WWE product or he's a plant.

 

[Барбоса]

Sorry Impact, I love you, but tonight I'm watching Raw

Ha! Next you'll be telling me that Jack Swagger won MITB or something equally preposterous

 

[X]

Ha! Next you'll be telling me that Jack Swagger won MITB or something equally preposterous

 

[Shocky]

Dude, the guy with the Cavs jersey was there in the same seat last year. How in the hell the Hate Cena guys and the Cavs guy score the same seats to Wrestemania two years in a row. Such bullshit.

 

[Coco]

I just realized this is the same smark.

Either this guy has a lot of money and devotion to the WWE product or he's a plant.

He's been at every Mania for ages and seems to go to quite a few events in the LA area.

I'm semi-consumed with the dream of confronting him.

 

[Барбоса]

Dude, the guy with the Cavs jersey was there in the same seat last year. How in the hell the Hate Cena guys and the Cavs guy score the same seats to Wrestemania two years in a row. Such bullshit.

Its not who you know, its who you blow

 

[Mr. TM]

You've never slept with Julie from Ticketmaster?

 

[Phoenix]

WM26:

This was awesome. I was cracking up during this. If Raw is in phoenix again tonight, this guy should be there.

I just love how in the WM25 clip with Cena, it's the same fucking guy!

EDIT: GC beat me to it

 

[The Doctor]

The guy in the Cavs jersey was awesome. Wish there was a whole crowd of him.

 

[TLC]

The guests should be okay tonight. Clark Duke was at the show last night.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Rob Corddry is hysterical to begin with, and along with Crispin Glover and Craig Robinson, were the best parts of Hot Tub Time Machine (Which I think is funnier than The Hangover).

Tonight should be a good show.

 

[Baller]

Does anybody else think that WWE dropped the ball on the triple threat, by not bringing the dads of the 3 men in that match?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

No.

 

[The Doctor]

You've been playing too much SvR10.

 

[Shocky]

Does anybody else think that WWE dropped the ball on the triple threat, by not bringing the dads of the 3 men in that match?

no, no and no

 

[Razor]

1) That video at around 1:20, when HBK speaks to Hart. That is sooo good to see. I love that HBK is on his way out, and at peace with it. It also shows that those two men have finally come to grips with the past, accepted it, and moved on. I'm really, really glad for that video. Even if someone comes in here proclaiming it a fake because "teh WWE made it, duh!"

2) Cena is awesome. I don't know how anyone can possibly deny that now.

 

[Rokitka]

I didn't cry last night, but if they deliver the expected send-off, I can see myself shedding the tears tonight. I hope that doesn't make me a pussy..

 

[X]

Not at all. I was actually happy that a few tears welled up in my eyes when he retired. Good to know you're steal human after all.