Pathetic, Slobbering Mess of Pro Wrestler Released From Jail, Likely To Die Soon

[Harthan]

Matt Hardy Released From Jail (WZ Article)

Apparently someone decided to bail Matt Hardy out, which is just dandy for him. Shall we recite Matt Hardy's utterly disgraceful descent?

1. Uses series of youtube videos to get fired from WWE
2. Joins TNA, immediately sucks
3. Gets fired from TNA (note: this is impossible)
4. Gives Internet brief hope that he might kill himself
5. Lied about it
6. Arrested for mutliple DUIs
7. Checks into rehab
8. Gets kicked out of rehab (note: this is less likely than being fired from TNA)
9. Arrested (again)

But, no, hey, this time, guys, he's going to get his life back together.

 

[Blue Chipper]

I read the title and thought you were talking about Scott Hall. He's not dead yet, is he?

 

[#hamler]

He's a moron. And his entire family and friends are morons. I certainly wouldn't let anyone I was close to end up like Matt Hardy. I felt sorry for him after he was let go by TNA. Now, I hope he falls in a deep hole where cannot get out.

 

[CDR]

What's the over/under on his death? Is 2 years too many?

 

[Harthan]

I read the title and thought you were talking about Scott Hall. He's not dead yet, is he?

No, not yet.

What's the over/under on his death? Is 2 years too many?

Probably not.

 

[CDR]

No, not yet.



Probably not.

WrestleZone pool. We'll put it in the Predictions section lol

 

[xoxo French Kiss xoxo]

Sucks if he dies but he's been given plenty of chances by plenty of people.

You'd think after the downfall Jeff had Matt would be top of his shit..... but fuck who cares?

 

[hatehabsforever]

In unrelated news, sales at Burger King in the Raleigh-Durham area hit record heights yesterday.

 

[Blue Chipper]

In unrelated news, sales at Burger King in the Raleigh-Durham area hit record heights yesterday.

This is no coincidence. Surely.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Where is Shocky with that creepy Hardy signature?

 

[Miko]

So. . . . . Matt for World Champion anybody?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Someone close to Matt began to worry when they received word on Thanksgiving that he managed to shank himself in order to at least enjoy the taste of gravy.

 

[The Champ]

Reby Sky needs to get rid of him.

She's far too hot of a woman to be making love to cheeseburgers every night.

 

[Shocky]

Where is Shocky with that creepy Hardy signature?

I lost it

 

[Gelgarin]

Fucking sad.

 

[Vega]

And his entire family and friends are morons.

Wow, you can judge anyone in his family? Where'd you get that knowledge from?

I hope he falls in a deep hole where cannot get out.

That's classy.

 

[Remix]

I'm not quite sure which I find sadder, Matt Hardy's situation or that people are just mocking it.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I find Hardy stupid, idiotic, pathetic in the ways that he's making his life go, but the lot of you laughing and talking about the dying thing, nah.

 

[The Champ]

It's only wrong if it's not funny.

 

[Remix]

Do you usually find watching the lives of drug addicts falling apart hilarious?

 

[The Champ]

Not at all.

The jokes are pretty funny, though. And it's not like being respectful about it is going to suddenly heal anyone.

 

[D-Man]

Matt Hardy Released From Jail (WZ Article)

Apparently someone decided to bail Matt Hardy out, which is just dandy for him. Shall we recite Matt Hardy's utterly disgraceful descent?

1. Uses series of youtube videos to get fired from WWE
2. Joins TNA, immediately sucks
3. Gets fired from TNA (note: this is impossible)
4. Gives Internet brief hope that he might kill himself
5. Lied about it
6. Arrested for mutliple DUIs
7. Checks into rehab
8. Gets kicked out of rehab (note: this is less likely than being fired from TNA)
9. Arrested (again)

But, no, hey, this time, guys, he's going to get his life back together.

Everything about this post is

 

[shattered dreams]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if he murdered his family?

 

[Alex]

At least he has a chance of getting it together, better chance than Scott Hall.

 

[The Champ]

I remember people mocking the Benoit situation openly after it happened. In fact, there were even photoshopped images of him choking out Daniel.

Wrestling fans have no morals, get used to it.