Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[klunderbunker]

I post them as soon as I write them

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll try to do a few more tonight

 

[klunderbunker]

Someone want to tell me where the show left off/ Once Breakout is done I'll put up the rest of the bios.

 

[Khalifa]

Someone want to tell me where the show left off/ Once Breakout is done I'll put up the rest of the bios.

Um i think it was when Spunky at Rusty had that promo/match thing or when Polly killed Numbers.

I post them as soon as I write them

Oh sweet.

I'll try to do a few more tonight

Awesome. Who's left. All I can think of is me,NSL, Spunky, Richard and Numbers.

 

[klunderbunker]

There's 12 left I think.

And it was when Polley beat Numbers.

 

[Khalifa]

There's 12 left I think.

And it was when Polley beat Numbers.

Oh I missed alot then.

 

[Danmen001]

Kb if you don't mind me asking. Have you written anymore bio's?

Your face is a washing machine powder.

 

[klunderbunker]

We come back from break to see Monkey, Trademark, CCS and Murfish in their office. Monkey has something else to say.

Perhaps some of you may be wondering why you see us standing here before you. We have united because all of us are sick of the evil and the sin plaguing OCW. Men like KB and Shango have corrupted the minds of so many young men. As my associate of the Croatian Communication Systems, Mr. Clifford Clayton Snodgrass has told me, OCW has plagued many Croatian children's minds. He has informed me they are becoming creative and writing down such things as stories, songs, even plays! Such evil things must not continue. That is why the four of us come before you today to show you the way.

This path of ours will begin at King of Queensland. On that show, here are some of the matches you will be seeing-

Rusty vs. Team OVW
Spunky vs. Showgirl
Murfish vs. Numbers
Sparky vs. Thriller for the Taz Title
The winners of tonight's main event challenging Tim and Dan for the Tag Team Titles
Shango vs. Lumpy and Tits
Nighthawk and Pippen vs. Vengeance and DeSade
Monkey vs. Harthan-OCW Title

 

[Spunky]

We come back from break to see Monkey, Trademark, CCS and Murfish in their office. Monkey has something else to say.

Perhaps some of you may be wondering why you see us standing here before you. We have united because all of us are sick of the evil and the sin plaguing OCW. Men like KB and Shango have corrupted the minds of so many young men. As my associate of the Croatian Communication Systems, Mr. Clifford Clayton Snodgrass has told me, OCW has plagued many Croatian children's minds. He has informed me they are becoming creative and writing down such things as stories, songs, even plays! Such evil things must not continue. That is why the four of us come before you today to show you the way.

This path of ours will begin at King of Queensland. On that show, here are some of the matches you will be seeing-

Rusty vs. Team OVW
Spunky vs. Showgirl
Murfish vs. Numbers
Sparky vs. Thriller for the Taz Title
The winners of tonight's main event challenging Tim and Dan for the Tag Team Titles
Shango vs. Lumpy and Tits
Nighthawk and Pippen vs. Vengeance and DeSade
Monkey vs. Harthan-OCW Title

Unless your putting the title on me, And then changing it to a third teir championship, I'm going to be disappointed.

 

[Spunky]

Apart from that, The card is looking great!

Harthan FTW!

 

[klunderbunker]

That's a warm up match, not a title match

 

[Marquis]

I think CCS might be my new favorite OCW star.

 

[Khalifa]

We come back from break to see Monkey, Trademark, CCS and Murfish in their office. Monkey has something else to say.

Perhaps some of you may be wondering why you see us standing here before you. We have united because all of us are sick of the evil and the sin plaguing OCW. Men like KB and Shango have corrupted the minds of so many young men. As my associate of the Croatian Communication Systems, Mr. Clifford Clayton Snodgrass has told me, OCW has plagued many Croatian children's minds. He has informed me they are becoming creative and writing down such things as stories, songs, even plays! Such evil things must not continue. That is why the four of us come before you today to show you the way.

This path of ours will begin at King of Queensland. On that show, here are some of the matches you will be seeing-

Rusty vs. Team OVW
Spunky vs. Showgirl
Murfish vs. Numbers
Sparky vs. Thriller for the Taz Title
The winners of tonight's main event challenging Tim and Dan for the Tag Team Titles
Shango vs. Lumpy and Tits
Nighthawk and Pippen vs. Vengeance and DeSade
Monkey vs. Harthan-OCW Title

I like it. I can show those Taz title people what I have got. But then again i bet NSL is disapointed I am on his team....

 

[Khalifa]

Your face is a washing machine powder.

Yes?

 

[Danmen001]

We're gonna keep those titles. Unless KB says otherwise, then we're screwed.

 

[Khalifa]

That's a warm up match, not a title match

I know.

 

[klunderbunker]

Spunky
Height-5’10
Weight-226lbs
Finishing Move-Chipmunk’s Delight-Backstabber
Music-Hyden Concerto in D flat
Hometown-The Outer Reaches of Your Mind
Age-24

Do you remember that kid in the back of your class that ate paste every day and was sent home on the short yellow bus? Well imagine if he was sent to Oxford by mistake instead of being called dumb as an ox. After graduating Magna Cum Lousy, he became the manager of a rubber chicken factory. He was fired after a bad feathering incident. From there, Spunky was elected President of Madagascar, where he produced, starred in and directed a revival of the Broadway hit Westside Story. After he left the theater, Spunky became a fisherman and caught 28 tuna with his bare hands in an hour. However, he was mistaken for an anchor and thrown overboard off the coast of Australia, where after a brief stint as a librarian, he wandered into the OCW Arena after seeing a sign that said fans wanted. Armed with a box fan, he walked into the arena looking to sell it for money to buy his next bottle of Sunny D. As he was walking along his merry way, Spunky accidently was hit the head by a flying Murfish during one of his battles with the boxes. Spunky was knocked silly and has been that way ever sense.

 

[Marquis]

Spunky
Height-5’10
Weight-226lbs
Finishing Move-Chipmunk’s Delight-Backstabber
Music-Hyden Concerto in D flat
Hometown-The Outer Reaches of Your Mind
Age-24

Do you remember that kid in the back of your class that ate paste every day and was sent home on the short yellow bus? Well imagine if he was sent to Oxford by mistake instead of being called dumb as an ox. After graduating Magna Cum Lousy, he became the manager of a rubber chicken factory. He was fired after a bad feathering incident. From there, Spunky was elected President of Madagascar, where he produced, starred in and directed a revival of the Broadway hit Westside Story. After he left the theater, Spunky became a fisherman and caught 28 tuna with his bare hands in an hour. However, he was mistaken for an anchor and thrown overboard off the coast of Australia, where after a brief stint as a librarian, he wandered into the OCW Arena after seeing a sign that said fans wanted. Armed with a box fan, he walked into the arena looking to sell it for money to buy his next bottle of Sunny D. As he was walking along his merry way, Spunky accidently was hit the head by a flying Murfish during one of his battles with the boxes. Spunky was knocked silly and has been that way ever sense.

Somehow you always manage to one up yourself when it comes to making me chuckle. Great choice of theme music.

 

[klunderbunker]

Kamikaze, Vengeance, Numbers, Lumpy Magoo, Pippen, Johnny Punch, Scott Cardinal, Jake, IC

That's the bios left.

 

[Richard]

Vengeance and DeSade as a tag team... I like it. Former Taz Champions aswell.

 

[Marquis]

I like it to. Us SFAC brothers gotta stick together.

 

[Spunky]

Spunky
Height-5’10
Weight-226lbs
Finishing Move-Chipmunk’s Delight-Backstabber
Music-Hyden Concerto in D flat
Hometown-The Outer Reaches of Your Mind
Age-24

Do you remember that kid in the back of your class that ate paste every day and was sent home on the short yellow bus? Well imagine if he was sent to Oxford by mistake instead of being called dumb as an ox. After graduating Magna Cum Lousy, he became the manager of a rubber chicken factory. He was fired after a bad feathering incident. From there, Spunky was elected President of Madagascar, where he produced, starred in and directed a revival of the Broadway hit Westside Story. After he left the theater, Spunky became a fisherman and caught 28 tuna with his bare hands in an hour. However, he was mistaken for an anchor and thrown overboard off the coast of Australia, where after a brief stint as a librarian, he wandered into the OCW Arena after seeing a sign that said fans wanted. Armed with a box fan, he walked into the arena looking to sell it for money to buy his next bottle of Sunny D. As he was walking along his merry way, Spunky accidently was hit the head by a flying Murfish during one of his battles with the boxes. Spunky was knocked silly and has been that way ever sense.

The weird thing about this is....

I love Westside Story, Madagascar, And Sunny D

I once was a fisherman, Winning a few compitition's, Strictley recreational though.

If I could choose a name for the finisher it would have to be the Spunkstabber.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh come on. How can it be better than the Chipmunk's Delight?

 

[Spunky]

You know what would've been better than both of them?

A cutter.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm not sure who I'm giving that to yet. Maybe I'll change it up.