Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Tim]

We come back from break to see Spunky in the ring dressed as a woman, clad in a two piece swimsuit.

Spunky's getting the Showtime treatment?

 

[Tim]

Adelaide > Sydney > Melbourne.

Oh you wish. Adelaide is down the bottom. After Hobart.

 

[Tim]

Spunky shouts out COMEBACK and jabs Rusty twice in the ribs before sweeping his legs out from underneath him. Rusty is down for a second as Spunky continues to call out his offense. Spunky shouts out error and shoves Rusty to the mat. He then hits the ropes, jumps into the air and lands throat first on the top rope as Rusty gets to his feet. Spunky makes a motion for the Ratings Spike. Rusty nails him with it and pins Spunky to win the most confusing match in a long time.

Spunky's not very good at real fake wrestling.

 

[Tim]

No wait. Not just yet. Let me have a warmup. I want Showgirl!!!

In a bikini contest!!

 

[Khalifa]

Adelaide > Sydney > Melbourne.

I actually like Adelaide , it's jsut i don't like SA. Sydney isn't that bad/

Apparantly Sydney will be having 47 degrees on Sunday.

Ha ha. This is goign to be fun. You wait all Global warming people will come out and say it's real.

Oh you wish. Adelaide is down the bottom. After Hobart.

Lol, Darwin is down the bottom.

 

[Tim]

If I bring in McNailer, will you give me a point in the Elimination game?

So we have a new voting game, and we're back to bribing people in OCW. Just like at the start.

 

[Rusty]

Apparantly Sydney will be having 47 degrees on Sunday.

Ouch, that's hot. It was 43 here today. Thank fuck I now have a pool.

Oh you wish. Adelaide is down the bottom. After Hobart.

That's too low. Hobart is where all the criminals go. Sparky is lucky he escaped that place.

 

[Tim]

Lol, Darwin is down the bottom.

How do you think the people of Darwin feel about that?

 

[Khalifa]

Richard i swear to god you are in this dolly mag thing. The description is so much like you.

 

[Tim]

I disagree . This is how the Australian states go. W.A, QLD, NSW, Melb/tas ( depends on the weather), Northen territory and then way below is South Australia.

No. QLD, Vic, NSW, SA, NT, Tassie. Haven't been to WA though.

 

[Richard]

I wish I had a pool. Life would be so much easier.

 

[Rusty]

You wished you lived in a shithole

 

[Khalifa]

How do you think the people of Darwin feel about that?

I don't really care how they feel.

No. QLD, Vic, NSW, SA, NT, Tassie. Haven't been to WA though.

WA is actually pretty good. Not because i live here but because it has wicked surf beaches and has awesome diving places and fishing places. Or am I the only one to like that stuff.

 

[Tim]

I had a pool two years ago. So you can all suck it.

 

[Richard]

You wished you lived in a shithole

Why would I wish to live in Melbourne?

 

[Tim]

I don't really care how they feel.

Racist.

 

[Tim]

Why would I wish to live in Melbourne?

Oh no you didn't.

 

[Tim]

Why would I wish to live in Melbourne?

Racist.

 

[Khalifa]

I had a pool two years ago. So you can all suck it.

I had one in 2004 . So you can all suck it.

Racist.

Yep. I am racist to my own kind.

 

[Rusty]

I had a pool two years ago. So you can all suck it.

I bet you can't even swim

Why would I wish to live in Melbourne?

The best reason I can think of is, they film Neighbours there! And I don't even watch that pathetic show.

 

[Tim]

Yep. I am racist to my own kind

Western Australians are different to other Australians.

 

[Tim]

I bet you can't even swim
.

I can so!

I jut have to use a kickboard.

The best reason I can think of is, they film Neighbours there! And I don't even watch that pathetic show

I live 1 street away from there. True story.

 

[Rusty]

At least we all agree on one thing here: Tasmania is the shithole of Australia.

 

[Rusty]

I live 1 street away from there. True story.

Why do you think I said it? I have a good memory, you know.

 

[Tim]

At least we all agree on one thing here: Tasmania is the shithole of Australia.

Yep. Even Sparky's moving out of there. He's finally come to his senses.