Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Marquis]

I am deeply hurt.

 

[klunderbunker]

I thought you knew of my love of winning.

 

[Khalifa]

Obviously they have good taste.

Yes .

Well since you never said you wanted on the show, I wasn't going to use you.

Now that I know you want to be on the show, I'm still not going to use you.

As the lights begin to flicker.....

This was just so funny to read.

Sparky saunters to the middle of the ring without a care in the world and walks into a bicycle kick to the jaw! Thriller blasts him into the corner with a huge backhand chop before charging at the ropes where he jumps to the middle rope and springboards into a picture perfect dropkick to the face of the champion! Sparky is in huge trouble as Thriller is on the top rope waiting on him. Sparky turns around and gets taken down by a chop from the top rope that lands right between the eyes. Thriller waits for Sparky to get to his feet and after a pelvic thrusty, picks him up and plants him head first with the ThrillSeeker, which gets the pinfall!

Ok i am just fucking shocked. I think i am going to cry. I just fucking cant believe it.

 

[Marquis]

I thought you knew of my love of winning.

No i did not, but now i do and will pay the price for it.

 

[klunderbunker]

Then no McNailer.

 

[NSL]

I thought we were homies man!

Apparently, you forgot cheating me out of the Taz Title...

I took another one

Gave it to Nighthawk.

Sweet

I am deeply hurt.

 

[Marquis]

Then no McNailer.

I'll still give you your point..

 

[Marquis]

Apparently, you forgot cheating me out of the Taz Title...

Was that not Richard?

 

[NSL]

Was that not Richard?

You had something with him in the works...We just haven't heard any more of it...

 

[klunderbunker]

We come back from break to see Numbers in the ring!

 

[klunderbunker]

His opponent is Papa Shango!

 

[klunderbunker]

The match lasts 32 seconds. Shango unleashes some of the fiercest clotheslines of all time before Taxi Driving Numbers to hell for the pin.

 

[klunderbunker]

As we come back, Numbers is stumbling around in the back, hitting whatever he can find.

 

[klunderbunker]

He talks about being sick of this before stumbling into a dark room....

 

[Sparky]

Numbers got crushed by a guy with letters in his name, therefore Letters > Numbers.

 

[a0161613]

^^^^^

Hiwarious *sigh*

Bring on KOQ

 

[klunderbunker]

It's coming.

 

[Tim]

Timbo Slice
Height-5’10
Weight-219lbs
Finishing Move-Blockbuster
Music-Down Under-Men At Work
Hometown-Sydney, Australia

The original OCW pest and king of the jobbers, Tim is one of the few people in OCW that has grown up in front of our eyes. From a noble family in Sydney, Tim grew up in the lap of luxury watching wrestling in between his opera and violin lessons. Realizing that this was what he wanted to do, he disowned his multimillionaire family to pursue a career in wrestling. This went badly at first as he couldn’t find any work other than as a hog flogger and male stripper. Eventually he made his way here to OCW where he annoyed a whole new group of people for a time, before being taken in by the fans and finally finding success.

I like it. Apart from the fact that i'm from Melbourne, and Melbourne isbetter than Sydney. By the way, people said I was a good stripper, in case anyone's interested....

 

[Tim]

Well since you never said you wanted on the show, I wasn't going to use you.

Now that I know you want to be on the show, I'm still not going to use you.

 

[Tim]

And this entrance will finish after I go get a hot pretzel.

Always building the suspense, aren't you?

 

[Khalifa]

I like it. Apart from the fact that i'm from Melbourne, and Melbourne isbetter than Sydney. By the way, people said I was a good stripper, in case anyone's interested....

I disagree . This is how the Australian states go. W.A, QLD, NSW, Melb/tas ( depends on the weather), Northen territory and then way below is South Australia.

 

[Tim]

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I've always hated teh Thriller video.

 

[Tim]

Sparky saunters to the middle of the ring without a care in the world and walks into a bicycle kick to the jaw! Thriller blasts him into the corner with a huge backhand chop before charging at the ropes where he jumps to the middle rope and springboards into a picture perfect dropkick to the face of the champion! Sparky is in huge trouble as Thriller is on the top rope waiting on him. Sparky turns around and gets taken down by a chop from the top rope that lands right between the eyes. Thriller waits for Sparky to get to his feet and after a pelvic thrusty, picks him up and plants him head first with the ThrillSeeker, which gets the pinfall!

Thriller learned how to wrestle!!!

 

[Richard]

Apparantly Sydney will be having 47 degrees on Sunday.

 

[Rusty]

Adelaide > Sydney > Melbourne.