Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Khalifa]

Spunky's bio was awesome. good one KB.

 

[Murfish]

I am a MAAAAAAAAAAAN of GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWD.

 

[klunderbunker]

It is now time for the MAIN EVENT of the evening!

 

[Thriller Ant]

Yes!

 

[klunderbunker]

It is a tag team match, with the losers being OUT OF OCW!

 

[klunderbunker]

Introducing first, from London, England, Jake and Jonny, THE REDCOATS!

 

[klunderbunker]

Their opponents are also former OCW World Tag Team Champions, IC and Polley, The Car Bombs!

 

[Thriller Ant]

Shit will go down

 

[Harthan]

Cleveland: the mistake on the lake.

This is a few days late, but I just read it.

You suck.

Say that to Cleveland's face sometime.

 

[klunderbunker]

As a lifelong member of the Tribe, I feel your pain.

 

[Harthan]

As a lifelong member of the Tribe, I feel your pain.

You have earned redemption as an Indians fan.

But...

Where stand you on the Browns?

 

[klunderbunker]

As a person who graduated from a high school where Tim Couch was an assistant QB coach a few years back and as a person that attended the same University that he did, I really feel your pain.

 

[Harthan]

As a person who graduated from a high school where Tim Couch was an assistant QB coach a few years back and as a person that attended the same University that he did, I really feel your pain.

Well.

At least there's the Cavs, right?

 

[klunderbunker]

Since they beat my Hornets every time they play, have to say no again.

 

[Harthan]

Since they beat my Hornets every time they play, have to say no again.

Well, that's what happens when you have an inferior team.

Just too bad every team is inferior to the Cavs...

 

[klunderbunker]

We'll see about that tomorrow when they play the Lakers.

 

[Richard]

Come on Carbombs !

 

[klunderbunker]

The pair of old rivals circle each other in the ring as we await the bell. As it rings, Jake and Polley are ready to begin the match.

 

[klunderbunker]

Polley pulls Jake towards him and locks on a crowbar submission hold that puts Jake down on the mat immediately! The Brit is screaming in pain as Polley cranks on his arm. Jonny climbs to the top rope and launches a diving headbutt at Polley, but the Irishman gets out of the way at the last second, sending Jonny's head into Jake's arm!

 

[klunderbunker]

IC comes in from the outside and kicks Jonny square in the head before picking him up and powerbombing him halfway to hell, as he lands on Jake. IC and Polley both mount opposite corners of the ring and as Polley comes off with a huge guillotine legdrop on Jake, IC lands a huge splash on Jonny as we get a bell!

 

[klunderbunker]

IC has been disqualified for being on the top rope for more than 5 seconds!

 

[Thriller Ant]

No way! The Carbombs are fired?!?!?!

 

[klunderbunker]

Polley immediately locks on a Crossface to Jake, who taps out and we get another bell!

 

[Thriller Ant]

 

[klunderbunker]

Here are your winners: Polley and Jonny!!!!!!!