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tdigle is a pretty good poster, and would probably be good here. 48/7 is working his way towards being a heel, so he could fit in...
Love both of them. But as KB said , the roster is a bit full.


Sly's been gone. I'm looking at the list and a lot of these people are going.

I think it's time for the first batch of future end......wait a second.

I think it's time for the first batch of "You suck, you can't wrestle, and you draw no money. You are a failure at life, your family hates you, your friends hate you, your pets are being sacrified to satan and you're going to hell. Now GET OUT!"


Sounds good. Not to harsh , not to weak.
 
Next up it is time to purge the Women's Division! The 14 women in OCW, (Jeannie Bill, Bex, Samoa Joan, Showgirl and 10 RBIs) are called to the stage. All but Becca are fired!
OMG


Breaking News-Becca retires from OCW to pursue a career as a Christian Rapper!

OMG :lmao:

As the Women are stunned, the DV has something to say.

We need a Women's Champion, and all I have is this pair of scissors. Rusty! Come over here!

Rusty's eyes bug out and he turns and runs through the wall to escape.

Come back or you're fired!

Rusty doesn't return.

YOU'RE FIRED RUSTY!!!


OMG
 
As the pair's blood spills out over everything around them, Spunky unleashes his greatest weapon: the atomic bomb that has been lodged in his anus. After it is ignited, he grabs the OCW World Heavyweight Title and puts his hand on Monkey's chest! As the countdown hits 3, 2, 1, Spunky declares himself OCW World Heavyweight Champion for eternity, as he and everyone else is killed during a massive explosion destroying all of Australia!


no.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Thriller looks over at Spunky who just sprang up off the couch in the locker room.

What the hell is wrong with you man?

Spunky looks at Thriller and says

You would not believe the dream I just had.

Ha HA.
 
Both men stagger to their feet with Papa behind Rusty. He tries for a German suplay but Rusty elbows his way out of it. A third elbow and Shango is sent to the mat. As he gets up, Rusty gets a running start and jumps from the mat to the top rope, jumps backwards and spins around in midair, landing a huge clothesline on Shango! He covers his arch rival but yet again only gets two! Rusty cannot believe it as he waits for Shango to get to his feet. Rusty charges at Shango with a clothesline but Shango sends him over the top rope. The four time champion holds on though and waits for Shango to turn around. He jumps onto the top rope and springboards off into a huge high cross body! Shango is ready for him though and steps forward to pull Rusty out of the air and down into the Taxi Driver! The fans explode as Papa floats over onto Rusty to get the three count!

It was a great technical match, well done KB.

Though I'm still convinced there's a concept in my contract that states "Rusty must not win any big matches".
 

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