Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Khalifa]

tdigle is a pretty good poster, and would probably be good here. 48/7 is working his way towards being a heel, so he could fit in...

Love both of them. But as KB said , the roster is a bit full.

Sly's been gone. I'm looking at the list and a lot of these people are going.

I think it's time for the first batch of future end......wait a second.

I think it's time for the first batch of "You suck, you can't wrestle, and you draw no money. You are a failure at life, your family hates you, your friends hate you, your pets are being sacrified to satan and you're going to hell. Now GET OUT!"

Sounds good. Not to harsh , not to weak.

 

[Father:_Polley]

If i hadn't red-repped you before, I would. That's Suzanne's lamb you heartless...

 

[Khalifa]

KB - Why are all the titles in OCW held by heels?

OCW Title - Monkey
Hardcore Title - Harthan
Taz Title - DeSade
Women's - Jeannie Bill


Tim & Dan have the tag titles, but how often are they defended?[/QUOTE]

Me and Spunky had a mtach against them.

I lost the title to sparky.

More like you gave the title too him.

 

[Khalifa]

It was supposed to end at FC 2.

I thought it was a joke but now I am not so sure. KB i thought you said OCW wont die on like page 1361.

 

[Khalifa]

If i hadn't red-repped you before, I would. That's Suzanne's lamb you heartless...

Whaa? Me?

 

[Khalifa]

Nighthawk! Get up here!

Oh know. Here comes his push.

 

[Khalifa]

The Disembodied Voice, clad in a blue parka and a sombrero looks at Nighthawk and says,

Why in the hell are you crying? I want you to get me a grape soda.



Nighthawk straightens up and sees Eric coming to him to hug him all better. Nighthawk grabs him and powerslams him down onto the stage!

The DV opens the envelope and fires Papa Shango!

 

[Khalifa]

The Voice continues

Therefore by default, Tits Magee and Lumpy Magoo are the NEW OCW World Tag Team Champions!

Wha? what about me and Spunky?

The Disembodied Voice pipes up again.

Carbombs, Red Coats and Tim/Dan, YOU'RE ALL FIRED! Get the fudge out!

OMG this just fucking amazing. Tim and Dan. I guess after a lost me Pippen means Dan must of lost his heart.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Skip to the end... you'll be a little %*£$ed otherwise

 

[Khalifa]

Next up it is time to purge the Women's Division! The 14 women in OCW, (Jeannie Bill, Bex, Samoa Joan, Showgirl and 10 RBIs) are called to the stage. All but Becca are fired!

OMG

Breaking News-Becca retires from OCW to pursue a career as a Christian Rapper!

OMG

As the Women are stunned, the DV has something to say.

We need a Women's Champion, and all I have is this pair of scissors. Rusty! Come over here!

Rusty's eyes bug out and he turns and runs through the wall to escape.

Come back or you're fired!

Rusty doesn't return.

YOU'RE FIRED RUSTY!!!

OMG

 

[Father:_Polley]

It ends like the Sopranos in mid sent

 

[Khalifa]

From the doorway to the right, COMES KB!!!

Again?

 

[Khalifa]

Me, And Pippen

 

[Sparky]

you finished reading it yet? just wait...

 

[Sparky]

and you call yourself australian.

 

[Khalifa]

As the pair's blood spills out over everything around them, Spunky unleashes his greatest weapon: the atomic bomb that has been lodged in his anus. After it is ignited, he grabs the OCW World Heavyweight Title and puts his hand on Monkey's chest! As the countdown hits 3, 2, 1, Spunky declares himself OCW World Heavyweight Champion for eternity, as he and everyone else is killed during a massive explosion destroying all of Australia!

no.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Thriller looks over at Spunky who just sprang up off the couch in the locker room.

What the hell is wrong with you man?

Spunky looks at Thriller and says

You would not believe the dream I just had.

Ha HA.

 

[NSL]

Bah.

Just wait. I'm going to bring NorCal around to take your place in the Horsemen and THEN you'll see.

NorCal is part if Lineage. Did you not see that?

 

[Rusty]

I'm always in here. I just don't feel the need to flood the place with obnoxious banter for 8 hours. I'm still one of the biggest contributions to OCW.

Me too.

 

[Rusty]

Both men stagger to their feet with Papa behind Rusty. He tries for a German suplay but Rusty elbows his way out of it. A third elbow and Shango is sent to the mat. As he gets up, Rusty gets a running start and jumps from the mat to the top rope, jumps backwards and spins around in midair, landing a huge clothesline on Shango! He covers his arch rival but yet again only gets two! Rusty cannot believe it as he waits for Shango to get to his feet. Rusty charges at Shango with a clothesline but Shango sends him over the top rope. The four time champion holds on though and waits for Shango to turn around. He jumps onto the top rope and springboards off into a huge high cross body! Shango is ready for him though and steps forward to pull Rusty out of the air and down into the Taxi Driver! The fans explode as Papa floats over onto Rusty to get the three count!

It was a great technical match, well done KB.

Though I'm still convinced there's a concept in my contract that states "Rusty must not win any big matches".

 

[klunderbunker]

Aside from the four title matches?

 

[NSL]

It was a great technical match, well done KB.

Though I'm still convinced there's a concept in my contract that states "Rusty must not win any big matches".

According to KB, those wins/losses didn't count against our OCW records...

 

[Rusty]

Aside from the four title matches?

Yep aside from that. My contract limits me to 4 big wins.

 

[klunderbunker]

So I can't give you the title again

 

[Danmen001]

Lol.

 

[NSL]

Yep aside from that. My contract limits me to 4 big wins.

I have 0 wins, and almost all of my matches have been fairly big. Granted, not nearly as big as your's have been, but big for a rookie...