Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Rusty]

So I can't give you the title again

No you can, but I believe on my contract it says I can't win another big match as I haven't done so in about a year (OCW time).

 

[Rusty]

I have 0 wins, and almost all of my matches have been fairly big. Granted, not nearly as big as your's have been, but big for a rookie...

You haven't played with the big boys yet, apart from me. We had a great match.

 

[NSL]

You haven't played with the big boys yet, apart from me. We had a great match.

I also had a match against Sabre, and a match against IC. The Battle Royal was pretty big in the storyline, as was my match against Vengeance. As much as I hate to say it, my loss to DeSade in my bid for the Taz Title was pretty big too, for the mid-card.

 

[klunderbunker]

What do you call leading the Aussie Army against the Foreign Legion?

 

[Rusty]

What do you call leading the Aussie Army against the Foreign Legion?

A great feeling.

 

[klunderbunker]

But not a big match?

 

[Rusty]

I haven't decided.

Okay, maybe I misread 4 instead of 5.

 

[klunderbunker]

And we'll also throw out the time you beat Sabre by DQ.

 

[Spunky]

Rusty Rhodes thinks he has it bad.

 

[NSL]

Rusty Rhodes thinks he has it bad.

You kicking your own ass wasn't even a sanctioned match. Thriller may have it worse than anyone currently...

 

[Spunky]

As far as i'm aware, I'm the only person to have a whole Breakout!

 

[klunderbunker]

What are you talking about?

 

[NSL]

As far as i'm aware, I'm the only person to have a whole Breakout!

It was all in your head. Of course it was entirely your's. I think the KB Memorial Breakout was more for one person than your dream.

 

[Tim]

The DV opens the envelope and fires Papa Shango!

Bye Shango.

 

[Tim]

The Disembodied Voice pipes up again.

Carbombs, Red Coats and Tim/Dan, YOU'RE ALL FIRED! Get the fudge out!

Ah well. No big deal.

 

[Tim]

We need a Women's Champion, and all I have is this pair of scissors. Rusty! Come over here!

Rusty's eyes bug out and he turns and runs through the wall to escape.

Come back or you're fired!

Rusty doesn't return.

YOU'RE FIRED RUSTY!!!

So getting rid of the veterans?

 

[Sparky]

you did read the rest of it right?

 

[Tim]

We come back from break to see the crowd still stunned from the recent string of firings. As Eric is crawling up from the floor, he says that either Nighthawk is fired or he's going to sue.

Nighthawk, you're FIRED!

And the promising young rookie.

Harthan comes back from catering with a plate of fish. He picks it up to take a bite, but due to the grease all over it, he drops it to the floor. Infuriated, Harthan pulls out a blowtorch and sets Cory, CM, Becker, Trademark, Sparky and Monkey on fire, killing them all!

To everyone that just got ignited, YOU'RE......

Never mind. Kind of pointless at the moment.

And most of the roster...

 

[Sparky]

not again. stop giving Aussies a bad name people

 

[Tim]

KB spins Sabre around the puts him on the ground, before dropping to his knees and kissing Sabre's ass, before bowing down to him!

ZOMG!!!!

 

[Sparky]

 

[Tim]

Spunky nips up to his feet, and his chest splits open, revealing a massive machine gun built into him! He roars loudly as his skin melts away, revealing an unstoppable killing machine: Super Mecha-Death Spunky 2000 Version 2.0 Beta!

With arms made of bazooka and legs made of missles, he opens fire on KB and Sabre! The pair are showered with bullets as Spunky shouts at them!

FUCKERS!!! DIE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...What in the hell am I reading?

 

[Tim]

As the pair's blood spills out over everything around them, Spunky unleashes his greatest weapon: the atomic bomb that has been lodged in his anus. After it is ignited, he grabs the OCW World Heavyweight Title and puts his hand on Monkey's chest! As the countdown hits 3, 2, 1, Spunky declares himself OCW World Heavyweight Champion for eternity, as he and everyone else is killed during a massive explosion destroying all of Australia!

Is this a dream?

 

[Tim]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Thriller looks over at Spunky who just sprang up off the couch in the locker room.

What the hell is wrong with you man?

Spunky looks at Thriller and says

You would not believe the dream I just had.

Called it. Doesn't matter that I looked at the post below before replying.

 

[Tim]

We come back from break and the fastest six showers of all time as the competitors are back where they were, with the casket back in the ring. Next to it are the Car Bombs, the Red Coats and the tag team champions Dan and Tim, who REALLY need a team name.

That we do. Too bad i'm not creative enought ot think of one.