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Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

klunderbunker said:
This place hasn't been touched in nearly 4 months and in 10 minuties I have three new workers. Do you see what this place was like back in the day?
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Have you seen the WZCW applicants? Subtle messages by some... :D

Have you seen the views for my E-Fed? One show and nearly 2000 views. Im right behind NSL's NSCW!
 
Yes. Yes.

Dexter and myself can have a match, then Razor and FTS come out and jump me. Oh, Oh, and then they stand over my limp destroyed body and raise their hands in victory. That's always my favorite ending to a beat down. It's like a slap in the face.
 
Undertaker's#1fan said:
Yes. Yes.

Dexter and myself can have a match, then Razor and FTS come out and jump me. Oh, Oh, and then they stand over my limp destroyed body and raise their hands in victory. That's always my favorite ending to a beat down. It's like a slap in the face.
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For some reason, I think it'd be so much more fun to lose. I'm not sure why but.. don't you think?
 
Not quite. The views thing is messed up beyond all beliefs. There's also the fact that I did those numbers in less than 11 months.
 
Also, ifyou're interested, I'd recommend you go back and find Final Chapter 2 and the Gravy Boat of Violence, both of which I consider my masterpieces. They can be found in the OCW Action Thread.
 
The GBOF was a double ring match. There was a regular ring and then another suspended 15 feet above the lower ring. Ten men start in the bottom and it's over the top rope. If you're eliminated, you have to climb to the top ring and yet again it's over the top rope and landing on the floor for elimination. Last man standing wins.
 
I have a similar match to that which does not occur til next year on the PPV schedule. It's a War Match. Basically an unsanctioned hardcore match where you are eliminated by KnockOut or becoming unconsious. Mulitple women enter, which is around 20... one walks out. The winner is like the Royal Rumble stipulation, you get the title shot.
 
We cut to the back where we see Spunky, Kamikaze and Murfish standing around waiting for lunch to start. After what apparently was a long time the bell goes off and it's time to eat! The three men that have nothing in common yet for some inexplicable reason are standing together grabs some trays marked "Convenient Plot Point Catering" and head through the line. We pan to the lunch.........uh I guess man, who plops a healthy serving of saltines down on Kamikaze's tray. After the perenial jobber looks down at it and then up at the server, the silence that isn't really silent is broken.

Excuse me, but what are these?

Why those would be high quality crackers. Eat up boy. They good for you. Might make you win a match for once.

Despite Kamikaze's win loss record that makes the Brooklyn Brawler look like Lou Thesz, this comment appears to upset him. As he begins to voice his displeasure, the server reaches past his nametag which reads Dexter to grab something from under the counter. Kamikaze reaches for Dexter's arm, but has a bowl of lettuce thrown in his face.

What the hell???

It's lettuce boy! Now eat up. it's good! It's GREEN!

Still not satisfied, Kamikaze, now clad in vegetable, starts to run his mouth some more to Dexter but has it filled by a spray of tartar sauce. After a threat of physical violence, Dexter pulls out one final bowl.

I'm warning you boy. You stay back you hear?

With a mutter that sounds something like he's not afraid of a bowl of cashews, Kamikaze jumps on top of the counter to get at Dexter. The bowl is thrown and a liquid comes out, landing on Kamikaze's face.

You enjoy that boiled oil boy? Is good! Full of potassium because you too stupid to eat your nanas! You come here!

With that, Dexter jumps over the counter and for some reason knows how to suplay people, because that just goes with the territory of being a caterer in Australia (look it up if you don't believe me). Dexter picks up the screaming Kamikaze and hooks a Dragon Suplay through a conveniently placed tombstone. As his screaming is finally silenced, Spunky looks at Murfish and asks who in the hell put a tombstone there.

That would have been me. With the camera starting at his feet, we see a pair of black boots before panning up to see a man in dark jeans and a dark blue shirt. His eyes are dark and evil looking and they compliment his clean cut goatee very well. My name is Shawn Mortis. Could one of you fine gentlemen direct me to the office of a man named KB?

With a point of Murfish's finger and a nod of Mortis' head, he picks up the pieces of his stone and heads down the hallway towards the office of our beloved boss as we go to a break!
 
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