Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[klunderbunker]

Now why didn't my saying that work?

 

[NSL]

Now why didn't my saying that work?

I didn't see it in the other thread when I posted that

I think the beauty of it was that you didn't really have to do anything for this to be fun. It was a nice way to help me get over, too...

 

[a0161613]

Good job Nighthawk

I lost track of OCW a long time ago to be honest. I know KB had struggles with it when it got bigger and a return would be very unlikely.

 

[klunderbunker]

Full time return isn't going to happen, period. I have way too much with school and modding and reviews. I do think a one time show should happen though. There's some matches that never happened and I want to do the big finale that I have planned.

 

[NSL]

I don't think it should make a full-time return. It wouldn't be the same, and all of the new guys would water it down...

 

[klunderbunker]

We're back with some guy whose name means nothing at all is in the ring. I would introduce him but I have better things to do with my time. Like watch Nanny reruns. Anyway, Superstar kicks on and you know what that means.

Actually you likely don't since we haven't done this in months. It means that the former four time OCW Champion and leader of the Impact Players, Rusty, is the man that gets to earn a paycheck by beating this guy so badly in about three minutes that even his mother won't recognize him, yet he'll be back time after time for absolutely no apparent reason.

The bell rings and the guy, we'll call him Sharona because I feel like it, offers a handshake to Rusty. With a look to the crowd, Rusty accepts it, but doesn't let go. In a move that would get rejected from the awfulness that is Dancing With the Stars, Rusty spins Sharona out in a tango like move, but as they clash together again, Rusty grabs Sharona into a belly to belly suplay, but instead he puts him back down on his feet and continues his dance spectacular. Since he's a jobber and therefore an idiot, Sharona goes right along with it.

We came back on the air for this? Who is writing this crap? Was there no rerun of Joanie Loves Chachi to put on instead?

ANYWAY, Rusty says he has a big finish planned and tells Sharona to lean backwards a bit and stay there. Since he's an idiot, Sharona complies. Rusty gets behind him, smiles at the camera and hooks in the Ratings Spike for the pin. Yeah that's really all he does.

We'll be back to Australian Bandstand after this.

 

[CH David]

I wish I was around for OCW during its prime run.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Yay

 

[klunderbunker]

Eh it might make a brief return soon.

 

[HBK-aholic]

<3

 

[klunderbunker]

No girls allowed.

 

[CH David]

I would enjoy any return. 1,622 pages are too much for me to go through.

 

[klunderbunker]

At one point, all but 3 staff members were involved.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Sexism. Bant.

 

[CH David]

I remember you saying something like that before. Very cool stuff to get that many people into it.

 

[klunderbunker]

Girls have cooties.

 

[klunderbunker]

I remember you saying something like that before. Very cool stuff to get that many people into it.

I was going through a show one day and I changed the champion and IC came in here and said I was crazy for making Shango champion. He had never mentioned even reading it before but apparently he had never missed a post.

 

[CH David]

IC is sneaky like that. Who was the champion before you switched it to Shango?

 

[klunderbunker]

Rusty. It was his first of four title reigns. Rusty never beat Shango, no matter how close he got. he couldn't even win in the Gravy Boat of Fighting.

 

[CH David]

Gravy Boat of Fighting? That is creativity at its finest.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well Battlebowl was taken.

 

[CH David]

Still, would most people think of Gravy Boat of Fighting? Or am I just not thinking outside the box enough?

 

[klunderbunker]

I got a bit out there with my angles.

My all time favorite was the firing show.

 

[CH David]

Do you recall where that is? I am sure it would be a fun read.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh that could take awhile. If you want some good stuff, start with Final Chapter 1. That's where the show really starts to take off. Sabre shows up soon after that.