Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Dexter]

You see? You see how fucking addictive this could be? I had one simple philosophy: people like reading about themselves.

Sound motherfucking philosophy. It does sound like a lot of fun.

 

[klunderbunker]

I prefer Bruiser Mastino, which was a name Kane used as a one or two time jobber against Sting in 1993 and then became a regular character (completely different wrestler) 5-6 years later in ECW.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sound motherfucking philosophy. It does sound like a lot of fun.

I nearly died one day when from out of nowhere IC popped in here and said I was crazy for putting the title on Sparky. It came from nowhere and I was little more than a lightweight around here.

 

[SSJPhenom]

I could rise in the ranks quickly.

I want to read about myself.

 

[klunderbunker]

*shakes head and mutters* no, no, no I'm not starting it again I'm not starting it again I'm not starting it again.

Ok good now.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

*Whispers to himself: Join WZCW... join WZCW...*

 

[Dexter]

*Whispers to himself: Join WZCW... join WZCW...*

That's so damned serious though. This sounds like WZCW, only fun.

 

[klunderbunker]

LOL. I got about 5 offers to do that. WZCW was my rival back in the day, and back then, despite what anyone says, I beat them. A big part of why I kept it going was to show that one person was able to do what their whole staff could do on his own. It was more of a satire than anything else at first.

 

[SSJPhenom]

I'm not going to join that e-fed

They want me to make up an application and that damned thing is too long. I don't have the time nor the patience to do that.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

*Cough... join FWA... cough cough*

 

[klunderbunker]

That's so damned serious though. This sounds like WZCW, only fun.

Norcal's exact words. He left WZCW and came here I think.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm not going to join that e-fed

They want me to make up an application and that damned thing is too long. I don't have the time nor the patience to do that.

My application: post in here. You're accepted.

 

[Dexter]

My application: post in here. You're accepted.

K, then this is me posting. DO IIIIIIIT!

 

[klunderbunker]

To be fair to WZCW, Lee either hadn't taken it over yet or just had and it was complete and utter crap back then. I took it on at its lowest point and right now they would kick my bunkering ass.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Let's not beat around the bush... if its up, I'd like to apply

 

[klunderbunker]

K, then this is me posting. DO IIIIIIIT!

*hard sigh*........maybe once I'm done with the Rumble reviews I'll consider a reuninon show.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Come on. You can have Tombstone vs Dexter right now.

It would be a bit of fun and Jickie Mames can do the run in and ruin the whole damn thing. Like Dude Love did to Austin/McMahon on Raw.

 

[Dexter]

*hard sigh*........maybe once I'm done with the Rumble reviews I'll consider a reuninon show.

Can I job? The squashier, the better.

 

[klunderbunker]

Let's not beat around the bush... if its up, I'm in

This place hasn't been touched in nearly 4 months and in 10 minuties I have three new workers. Do you see what this place was like back in the day?

 

[Dexter]

Come on. You can have Tombstone vs Dexter right now.

YES! I wanna be choke-slammed through something important. Like backstage sound equipment or something.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

You can have The Legacy Of Destruction vs. FromTheBack and Dexter with JicKie Mames as special guest referee

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok ok. MAYBE during my break tomorrow I'll write a quick few promos and a match.

 

[Dexter]

Do you see what this place was like back in the day?

Awesome? Yes.

 

[X]

KB only knows five RPs.

 

[klunderbunker]

KB only knows five RPs.

Norcal
Jake
Jonny
Sam
Luther
IC

That's six I know.