klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Monkey, what you see laying before me is your own future. A month ago, you took away the life of an innocent man. I don't care what any of you may have thought of him, but he didn't deserve to die. KB was a tyrant. He worked us to death, didn't give a damn about how healthy we were, disregarded our wishes and opinions, and he wouldn't hesitate to rip you a new asshole over the most trivial thing. He was without a doubt, the toughest son of a bitch I've ever had to work for.
But, I always knew, that there was a burden that he carried that came with the job. After all, all he was really doing was what we in the locker room all strive to do; and that's keep our fans every bit as entertained as we damn well could. And even though we butted heads, many, many times, we both knew we were simply striving to make OCW the best it could be, for the fans, and for ourselves. We respected each other for that. And now, I realize, that KB was an actual friend to me.
Which is why it is a travesty that his pet, his life's work, now lies in the hands of the man who took him away from us. I refuse to allow that son of a bitch to get away with what he did. And so I promise to the fans, to KB's friends, his family, I vow to KB HIMSELF, that I WILL... MAKE... MONKEY... PAY!!! I will wrest OCW from his clutches if it takes my til my last breath.
So mark my words Monkey. One day soon you're going to run out of people to hide behind. There won't be any more bodyguards to hide behind, no more slaves to send in front of you. Your time is coming soon, and at the end of it all there is nothing but me. I don't care who I have to go through, or what I have to do. One day soon, it will be just you and me, with no one left to do your fighting for you. I don't care when and I don't care where, but one day I will get my hands on you, and the OCW Title. You will pay Monkey. You most certainly will pay.
But, I always knew, that there was a burden that he carried that came with the job. After all, all he was really doing was what we in the locker room all strive to do; and that's keep our fans every bit as entertained as we damn well could. And even though we butted heads, many, many times, we both knew we were simply striving to make OCW the best it could be, for the fans, and for ourselves. We respected each other for that. And now, I realize, that KB was an actual friend to me.
Which is why it is a travesty that his pet, his life's work, now lies in the hands of the man who took him away from us. I refuse to allow that son of a bitch to get away with what he did. And so I promise to the fans, to KB's friends, his family, I vow to KB HIMSELF, that I WILL... MAKE... MONKEY... PAY!!! I will wrest OCW from his clutches if it takes my til my last breath.
So mark my words Monkey. One day soon you're going to run out of people to hide behind. There won't be any more bodyguards to hide behind, no more slaves to send in front of you. Your time is coming soon, and at the end of it all there is nothing but me. I don't care who I have to go through, or what I have to do. One day soon, it will be just you and me, with no one left to do your fighting for you. I don't care when and I don't care where, but one day I will get my hands on you, and the OCW Title. You will pay Monkey. You most certainly will pay.