Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Deadman]

Monkey MOnkey MONkey MONKey MONKEy MONKEY!!!!!!!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

The bell rings and the pair circle each other with monkey looking very nervous. Harthan lunges forward and Monkey can't get to the ropes fast enough. Harthan has a coy smile on his face as if to say he was just testing Monkey. Harthan and Monkey take back their original positions with Monkey continuing to look nervous. Finally the pair locks up.

 

[klunderbunker]

Harthan whips Monkey over almost immediately and takes over the champion on the floor in a headlock. Monkey tries to get out of it but Harthan is using his power advantage to hold onto his opponent. Nothing Monkey can do is working as his neck is cranked on by Harthan.

 

[klunderbunker]

Monkey slips his arm onto the waist of Harthan and rolls him up for a fast two but the challenger refuses to let go of the headlock. The same thing happens again but this time Harthan lets go of the hold and rolls backwards before dropping an elbow that misses. Holding his arm, Monkey moves in with a forearm smash to the side of the head. Mike Harthan blocks it though and immediately goes for the Triangle Choke!

 

[klunderbunker]

Monkey backtracks even faster this time and is able to get out of the hold just in time. Harthan's legs were just about to lock around the head of the champion as he made the ropes.

 

[klunderbunker]

Monkey slides to the floor to break the momentum but Harthan slides right out after him! The challenger goes after the champion immediately but as he rounds a corner he runs into the monster Murfish. The former advisaries stare each other down as Monkey is quite literally hiding behind the man in front of him. Harthan goes for Monkey but Murfish shoves him away. Having none of this, Harthan goes for Murfish and another fight is on!

 

[klunderbunker]

Harthan spears Murifsh into the apron of the ring and drives shoulder after shoulder into him. As this brawl is going on, Monkey slips onto the apron and comes off with a huge double axe handle to the back of Harthan to take him down! Trademark has the referee's attention as Murfish and Monkey begin to beat down Mike Harthan!

 

[klunderbunker]

The referee finally turns around and sees what's going on. Murfish tries to back off to avoid being caught but he's not fast enough. The referee is ordering Murfish and Trademark back to the lockeroom!

 

[klunderbunker]

Monkey sends Harthan back into the ring, but the challenger has had a lot of damage done to him. He tries to get to his feet but Monkey is waiting with knees into the small of the back of Harthan. Monkey says for Harthan to get up but as the challenger tries to do so, Monkey stomps him down again.

 

[klunderbunker]

With taunt after taunt, Monkey's confidence begins to grow. He pounds away on the back of his opponent with wreckless abandon as there's almost nothing that Harthan can do after his ambush.

 

[klunderbunker]

Monkey rams his knee into the head of Harthan to put him back down onto the mat. The OCW Champion then makes a huge mistake by spitting down on Harthan's chest.

 

[klunderbunker]

The challenger is on his feet almost immediately and going for Monkey with everything he's got. Punches, kicks, shoulder blocks and everything else that he can throw at his oppoinent. The grimmace on his face shows what kind of pain that he's in but he refuses to let the pain stop him. Monkey is in big trouble as he is hammered on by Harthan!

 

[Deadman]

Monkey is gonna win.

 

[klunderbunker]

Monkey can barely get his hands up to defend himself as Harthan hammers away on him. A big right hand and Harthan has the champion down on one knee! A back elbow to the jaw and Monkey is down on both knees. Harthan follows up with a front dropkick right to the jaw and Monkey is down and nearly out cold! Harthan goes for the cover immediately but only gets a two count as Monkey gets his foot on the bottom rope.

 

[Deadman]

Monkey is gonna win.

 

[Harthan]

The challenger is on his feet almost immediately and going for Monkey with everything he's got. Punches, kicks, shoulder blocks and everything else that he can throw at his oppoinent. The grimmace on his face shows what kind of pain that he's in but he refuses to let the pain stop him. Monkey is in big trouble as he is hammered on by Harthan!

This sounds like the sort of comeback that comes RIGHT before a screwjob.

 

[klunderbunker]

Harthan doesn't waste a second in going back to beating on Monkey. As he lifts him off the mat, Harthan drives in a series of elbows to the jaw. Monkey is barely on his feet at the moment as Harthan is pounding away with evertyhing he's got. Never has spitting instead of swallowing been more of an issue.

Swallowing his pride I mean you perverts.

 

[klunderbunker]

Harthan sends Monkey into the corner with amazing power. He spins Monkey around so he is facing the buckle. Harthan gets a running start and goes for a splash but Monkey is able to get out of the way just in time. As Harthan's chest crashes into the buckle, Monkey is ready for him. He snaps off a perfect dropkick to send the challenger to the mat and finally break his momentum.

 

[klunderbunker]

Harthan is down as Monkey shakes the cobwebs out of his head. He stumbles over to Harthan but as he picks up the challenger, Harthan locks Monkey in the triangle choke!

 

[Papa Shango]

Aw snap! Monkey's gonna tap!!

 

[Deadman]

That rhymed!

 

[klunderbunker]

Harthan is pulling for everything he's got on the neck of Monkey! The champion is fighting for everything he's got but he can't escape no matter how hard he fights. His resistance is slowing down as the referee continues to check him.

 

[klunderbunker]

Monkey taps!!!

 

[Papa Shango]

Yeeeaah Harthan!! That's ma boooiiii!!!

 

[Papa Shango]

That rhymed!

I've been listening to rap all night.