Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

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Murfish begins to check on Punch, apparently praying for him. Cardinal, rubbing his crotch to aleviate some of the pain, looks on in confusion over this.

 

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From the back comes Australian police to arrest Cardinal for public indecency!

 

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As Cardinal and Punch are being taken away by their respective takers, we cut to a video recapping Thriller's rise to prominence and his Taz Title win over Sparky from two weeks ago.

 

[Marquis]

Good job on the handicap. I like this new holy Murfish.

 

[klunderbunker]

Thunderstruck signals the arrival of Sparky, the former OCW Taz Champion and the challenger tonight. He is sporting a far more serious look than usual today, as he wants his championship back.

 

[a0161613]

Team OVW get a longer match than Numbers?

 

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The sound of one of the biggest hits of the 1980s begins to play, as Thriller heads to the ring, flanked by the girl that is not his lover, the OCW Women's Champion Billy Jean!

 

[Marquis]

*marks out* Thriller!

 

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As Thriller heads to the ring, Sparky jumps to the floor and meets him in the aisle. The beating is on as Thriller is beaten from one side of the arena to the other. To say Sparky is fired up would be a huge understatement. He hammers away on Thriller with no regard for the rules. Finally the Taz Champion is thrown into the ring where he begs off from Sparky who will have none of it. Sparky drills him back into the corner and drives knees into the jaw of the champion.

 

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Thriller is barely able to even get his hands up to defend himself as Sparky lays into him. The Taz Champion is planted in the middle of the ring by a slam as Sparky heads to the top rope for the Frog Splash. Thriller rolls out of the way at the last second though, and Sparky eats the canvas.

 

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Thriller gets to his feet and tries to pick up Sparky for the Thrillseeker, but Sparky rolls through into a small package. As the ref's hand is coming down for three, Billy Jean shoves the two men over so Thriller is on top! The referee's count comes down for three, but he looks up to see Sparky's shoulders down! Thriller has won the match!

 

[klunderbunker]

Sparky can't believe it as he grabs the throat of the referee, screaming for an explanation. The man can't get the words out though as Thriller and Billy Jean are trying to get out. Sparky jumps over the top rope and pounces on both of them, slamming the champion's head into the concrete. The champion is almost out cold as Sparky turns his attention to Billy Jean. As he stalks her, from nowhere, Numbers of all people jumps Sparky with a chair!

 

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Thriller is helped to his feet as Numbers puts his arm around Billy Jean and the three leave, with the sounds of Smooth Criminal plays. The fans are beyond puzzled at the idea of Numbers' actions, and his apparent alignment with Thriller and Billy Jean, as the Smooth Criminal!

 

[Marquis]

Lucky Numbers gets to join thriller..

 

[klunderbunker]

I just hope he's happy with his new character.

 

[Marquis]

He should be. He gets to join the king of Aussie pop in what probably will go down as OCW's greatest faction. Ether that or a notable faction in OCW's history.

 

[klunderbunker]

Good save. No oen will beat the Impact players.

 

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As the three leave, we cut to the back to see Shango getting ready to face off with Tits Magee and Lumpy Magoo.

 

[Marquis]

Yea their the only reason why i added the "Ether that".

 

[klunderbunker]

As Shango has made his way to the ring, we are now waiting on the arrival of Magee and Magoo.

 

[a0161613]

Smooth Criminal!! Mwah!

 

[klunderbunker]

Does this work for a new character?

 

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As Shango waits, we see Rusty and Harthan dragging Magoo and Magee out to the ring, both very bloody. With an amazing display of strength, both men are sat inside the ring in front of their opponent for the evening. Shango picks up a mic from ringside.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Thriller gets to his feet and tries to pick up Sparky for the Thrillseeker, but Sparky rolls through into a small package. As the ref's hand is coming down for three, Billy Jean shoves the two men over so Thriller is on top! The referee's count comes down for three, but he looks up to see Sparky's shoulders down! Thriller has won the match!

Fucking right he did! KB I love this!

 

[Thriller Ant]

Thriller is helped to his feet as Numbers puts his arm around Billy Jean and the three leave, with the sounds of Smooth Criminal plays. The fans are beyond puzzled at the idea of Numbers' actions, and his apparent alignment with Thriller and Billy Jean, as the Smooth Criminal!

I've always wanted my own stable...