Oh Republicans, the fun never ends...

[Slyfox696]

From the 2012 Republican Party of Texas platform:

Homosexuality ― We affirm that the practice of homosexuality tears at the fabric of society and contributes to the breakdown of the family unit. Homosexual behavior is contrary to the fundamental, unchanging truths that have been ordained by God, recognized by our country’s founders, and shared by the majority of Texans.
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Homosexuality must not be presented as an acceptable “alternative” lifestyle, in public policy, nor should “family” be redefined to include homosexual “couples.” We believe there should be no granting of special legal entitlements or creation of special status for homosexual behavior, regardless of state of origin. Additionally, we oppose any criminal or civil penalties against those who oppose homosexuality out of faith, conviction or belief in traditional values.
Pornography ― We encourage the enforcement of laws regarding all forms of pornography, because pornography is detrimental to the fabric of society.

Nothing surprising really, just amusing anyways.

Right To Life - All innocent human life must be respected and safeguarded from fertilization to natural death;

From the state that executes more people per year than any other state.

Controversial Theories – We support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories. We believe theories such as life origins and environmental change should be taught as challengeable scientific theories subject to change as new data is produced. Teachers and students should be able to discuss the strengths and weaknesses of these theories openly and without fear of retribution or discrimination of any kind.

Not surprising, just fucking hilarious when you read the next section:

Knowledge-Based Education – We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.

Unbelievable. Basically, the Texas Republican party doesn't want schools to teach critical thinking. Combine that the previous paragraph, and it's pretty obvious they don't want anyone to challenge their "God created the world" mentality. And they certainly don't want any of those poor people to learn something which could improve their lot in life.

Can you say "brainwashing"? Anyone? What a bunch of jackasses.

No Taxpayer Paid Lobbyists – We support the prohibition of any paid public school employee or contractor to lobby the legislature or the SBOE, unless on an unpaid basis and in an unofficial capacity. No registered lobbyist should be allowed to run for SBOE.

Once again, undermining public education for the sole sake of pushing the "God created the world" mentality.

Sex Education – We recognize parental responsibility and authority regarding sex education. We believe that parents must be given an opportunity to review the material prior to giving their consent. We oppose any sex education other than abstinence until marriage.

Yes, let's keep practicing Abstinence Only education, even though statistics have proven it doesn't work.



There's more, I'm just tired of copying and pasting. Here's the link if you wish to read their ridiculousness in full.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/texasgop_pre/assets/original/2012-Platform-Final.pdf

 

[Slyfox696]

Raise your hand if you're surprised KB was the first person in this thread...

 

[klunderbunker]

While reviewing Halloween Havoc 92 I should add.

As for these, is there really any point in listing them anymore? they're crazy hypocrites and.....oh who am I kidding. I'll be making fun of them until the day I die.

 

[Remix]

*raises hand* only because I'm a little surprised he didn't make it.

 

[klunderbunker]

*raises hand* only because I'm a little surprised he didn't make it.

Sly and I have an understanding: I handle the news, he does the stupid stuff Republicans say and think makes sense.

 

[Remix]

Oh *lowers hand*

 

[Slyfox696]

*raises hand* only because I'm a little surprised he didn't make it.

I saw it on Slashdot....not a site I imagine KB reads too often.

 

[klunderbunker]

I saw it on Slashdot....not a site I imagine KB reads too often.

Can't say I do. Do they have a wrestling section?

 

[Slyfox696]

Can't say I do. Do they have a wrestling section?

No, its slogan is "News for Nerds". Mostly technology discussion.

 

[klunderbunker]

No, its slogan is "News for Nerds". Mostly technology discussion.

Ah. One of those uncultured places I see.

 

[Remix]

Just about one of the points, even if abstinence only sex-ed worked, I still wouldn't reccomended it to be the one taught.

 

[The Crock]

Texans make their Utah counterparts look tame.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Sometimes I wish Google would just admit they have everyone's internet history and put it on display so we can see how full of shit these people really are.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Sometimes I wish Google would just admit they have everyone's internet history and put it on display so we can see how full of shit these people really are.

No thanks, my butt can't handle prison.

I've seen the videos.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

This is why I have to consider myself a liberal in 2012. They weren't this bad in the 90's. They weren't this bad in 2008. They've gone back to the 40's and 50's. Calling myself a moderate makes me feel like I'm too close to them. Can't do it anymore.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

No thanks, my butt can't handle prison.

I've seen the videos.

Married with kids vs. Perpetual prison anal rape?

I need more time to think about this.

 

[Coco]

Electronic Privacy – We believe all law-abiding citizens should be free from government surveillance of their
electronic communications except in cases directly involving national security, by court order.

Because of all the porn, right?

 

[Tastycles]

This:

Controversial Theories – We support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories. We believe theories such as life origins and environmental change should be taught as challengeable scientific theories subject to change as new data is produced. Teachers and students should be able to discuss the strengths and weaknesses of these theories openly and without fear of retribution or discrimination of any kind.

Contradicts this entirely, No?:

Knowledge-Based Education – We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.

Essentially "teach kids all sides of the coin, but don't let them challenge their beliefs". That last one is particularly outrageous. If your father teaches you that lynching blacks is ok, then the state must not undermine that belief!

 

[The Talon]

Sometimes I wish Google would just admit they have everyone's internet history and put it on display so we can see how full of shit these people really are.

It's most likely some really freaky shit.