Teacher Suspended for Giving *********ion Story to Students

[Mavericks fan]

I do not see what the big deal is.Kids should know about that and those kids were probably 12 or over.Wait,they were 15?!Now I am so glad i do not have fucks for parents like those guys.They are fifteen.Some of them are probably going to have sex in a year or something.

God I fucking hate kids sometimes.

Believe it or not,I do too.So glad i turned 13...

 

[gd]

Once again.

OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!

It hurts just thinking about it. Jeusus h. christ

 

[ABMorales787]

If you think those stories are bad, let me tell you the one's I had to sit through for a grade:

Case #1:

A girl felt the femenine erge and there's nobody in the house yet. She looks around for something in the right shape. So she goes to the fridge. Hm. No veggies. She looks in the freezer. BINGO! Ice pops! She takes one and has her fun. Her boyfriend shows up. Just in time. Miss Icestickitin is still in the mood. So they go a round. But wait! No erection. Why? Its cold.

This one's more for laughs but this one will make you freak.

Case #2:

A male homosexual couple head for their night of 2 man partying. In the midst of their escapade, the reciever felt something funny in his lower instetine, but ignores it. He later discovers what it was. Gas! He let it out and with his you-know-what occupied, the pressure caused the delivery boy to stay stuck in motion. So they run of clinging together to the emergency room. They get the bad news. It has to come off. One left with a dismembered member and the other one left waddleling like a penguin. Poor lovers.

I hope this isn't in some way too graphic. I'll edit it off if it is so let me know.

 

[SSJPhenom]

If you think those stories are bad, let me tell you the one's I had to sit through for a grade:

Case #1:

A girl felt the femenine erge and there's nobody in the house yet. She looks around for something in the right shape. So she goes to the fridge. Hm. No veggies. She looks in the freezer. BINGO! Ice pops! She takes one and has her fun. Her boyfriend shows up. Just in time. Miss Icestickitin is still in the mood. So they go a round. But wait! No erection. Why? Its cold.

This one's more for laughs but this one will make you freak.

Case #2:

A male homosexual couple head for their night of 2 man partying. In the midst of their escapade, the reciever felt something funny in his lower instetine, but ignores it. He later discovers what it was. Gas! He let it out and with his you-know-what occupied, the pressure caused the delivery boy to stay stuck in motion. So they run of clinging together to the emergency room. They get the bad news. It has to come off. One left with a dismembered member and the other one left waddleling like a penguin. Poor lovers.

I hope this isn't in some way too graphic. I'll edit it off if it is so let me know.

That's funny.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I must read this story... sounds like the sadistic, twisted tales I enjoy reading. I don't see what the problem is though. Sure, it can be considered inappropriate to high school kids... its up to the school board I guess and the whole politically-correct thing has haunted us all.

 

[The Doctor]

I must read this story... sounds like the sadistic, twisted tales I enjoy reading. I don't see what the problem is though. Sure, it can be considered inappropriate to high school kids... its up to the school board I guess and the whole politically-correct thing has haunted us all.

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Thanks Doc... I shall read it once I get my Edge DVD signed by Edge.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Yeah, I was just getting through reading it and was about to post it.

I was squirming all the way throughout, Chuck is such a great and vivid storyteller.

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah, I can't bring myself to read it. The descriptions and passages were bad enough.

I might read it, one day.

I think he should have sent home permission forms, even if it was just a courtesy thing.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Yeah, I can't bring myself to read it. The descriptions and passages were bad enough.

I might read it, one day.

I think he should have sent home permission forms, even if it was just a Kurtesy thing.

That seems to be a big factor in the situation as well, considering they are under the age limit for these type of things (by law).

 

[SSJPhenom]

The stories were very icky.

They made me want to swear off certain things.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Meh, not really FTS. I was reading Naked Lunch in 7th grade. /quote]

Yes yes, we know we know.

I read Requiem for a Dream in 4th grade. Top that.

 

[X]

Meh, not really FTS. I was reading Naked Lunch in 7th grade. /quote]

Yes yes, we know we know.

I read Requiem for a Dream in 4th grade. Top that.

That's pretty awesome if you did. Nothing invigorates the imagination of a child like drug addiction on Coney Island.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I read Mein Kampf in seventh grade.

 

[Milkyway!]

I read Mein Kampf in seventh grade.

Read it in 8th. Probably the dumbest thing ever written.